What can you say about your spaceship but not about your significant other?

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.

You came in that?

You're braver than I thought.

She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro

Sure, it looks pretty sleek and modern, but under the hood it's an old cargo hauler with lots of junk in the trunk

It’s bigger on the inside. A real wizard sleeve.

If you ride her through the black hole she'll moan and complain but probably finish the journey

She's designed to withstand atmospheric pressure anywhere between zero and one

She may look pretty rough, but she does what I need of her.

I've never threatened to cut someone in half with my significant other.

On a typical voyage she has 2 pilots, 10 engineers, a field maintenance crew, and 24 colonial marines inside her.

She's old, but she'll get your there.

It's an unspoken thing, but I always touch my dice for luck before I jump.

She’s only 130,000 tons!

"She's a beauty"

I'm going where no man has gone before.

I don’t have one

Looks like it's back heavy but it'll do.

I come in peace.

"Calm your engines!"

Jettisoning spent fuel isn't such a smelly process.

Fly her apart then!

I’m givin her all she’s got Captain

She gets there pretty quickly