Good luck!

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36 Comments

S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 355d (6 replies)

I see there's a board that allows entry but where fo I wash my hands in this Flanders style home?

janus2@lemmy.zip · 39 pts · 355d (2 replies)

no idea if this toilet has one, but building a sink into the top of the tank is popular in parts of Asia for space- and water-saving (the graywater from washing hands fills the tank)

also if you ever encounter one, it's common for the tap to run automatically after flushing, which I did not realize and was unpleasantly startled by as a teenage exchange student lol

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 355d

Life advice: no courtesy flushing

S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 352d

Oh there is Definetly something ovef the toilet there it could be that. It's a whole mini package then

Chozo@fedia.io · 17 pts · 355d (2 replies)

Personally, I'm glad there's no door. I prefer to shoot from the 3-point line.

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 355d (1 reply)

talking a piss as you walk up the stairs

__Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 355d

Uh, yeah ... a piss...

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 355d (1 reply)

Just pee from the stairs.

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 355d

I am not even going to attempt to climb those stairs.

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 19 pts · 355d (2 replies)

Given the current world my first impulse was to see if this was AI generated as it makes no sense. Then I thought that even AI might take such a prompt and reply "no, that's ridiculous." So definitely human made.

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 14 pts · 355d
Kornblumenratte@feddit.org · 3 pts · 355d

This image is far older than generative AI.

atomicpoet@piefed.social · 17 pts · 355d (1 reply)

It’s a performance piece.

janus2@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 355d

any toilet is a performance piece if you eat enough Taco Bell

Carmakazi@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 355d

I think I had to use one of these in a fever dream once

A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl · 15 pts · 355d

I get it, there is a uuhhh, floor door? That double as the floor to reach there and then a privacy door?

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 355d (2 replies)

This is fucking horrible. I want to live here.

Edit: why the fuck do i want to live here?

Mirshe@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 355d (1 reply)

I'd immediately miss one of those incredibly tall, narrow steps and break my fucking neck. No thanks.

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 355d

Theyre also not uniform. Notice where they intersect with the wall? its so cool!

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 355d (1 reply)

At least there's a bum gun

altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 355d

Yeah, at least it has a bidet!

etchinghillside@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 355d (1 reply)

When you lay the floor down it doubles as a bed!

SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 355d

You can rent the space for only $1600/month in San Francisco!

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 355d
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 355d (1 reply)

No door? Just letting shit stink flow into the house? Yecch.

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 355d

No, no.

The door is the front door. You live in either the gaming dungeon below or the kitchen/bdrm upstairs.

Obviously.

pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 355d

Landlords be like: 1000€ + fees a month

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 355d

Oops I crapped on the ceiling again.

Sunschein@piefed.social · 7 pts · 355d

Makes it pretty easy to take your shit to another level.

Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 355d

More open-plan shitters, please!

udon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 354d

Almost perfect. The only design flaw is that the bridge folds away to the side instead of serving as a shielding entrance gate for extra protection. Minimal risk of harrassment, maximum toilet zen time.

YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 355d

Literal shit post

Beidlpracker@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 355d (1 reply)

I‘m way too fat for that. Just gonna shit in the shower at this point.

Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 355d

Waffle Stomp!

altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 355d

Then you walk downstairs into the shower box!

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 354d

There is an apartment in Japan that has a toilet exactly like this. The building is essentially triangular and the stairwell is packed next to the narrow corner; this leaves an even smaller triangle where the toilet is. Since the stairwell is outside the apartments proper, so are the toilets. For bonus points, the toilets are unventilated so they're hot and smelly.