Me when I secretly watch my neighbor riding her bike (her chain was rusty and squeaky so I oiled it up when I applied oil to my own chain but I didn't tell her).
I know it's weird as shit but I couldn't hesitate. However I can't possibly tell her without giving creepy vibes so I'll just enjoy my good deed in secret.
"Hey there neighbor. Nice bike! I have one similar to that. insert optional small talk By the way, that squeak doesn't sound too healthy. I usually oil they chain when it does that. Would you like me to help you with that?"
23 Comments
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y
Somehow it just means more on Lemmy.
expatriado@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y
upvote deflation
Xelnoc@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 3y
Me on my way to crash the upvote stocks
Number358@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
PixeIOrange@feddit.de · 2 pts · 3y
Oopwoot
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Diamond hands of upvotes.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y
Rarity increases value
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Idk someone told me that the green part of the inside of sea bugs is feces and that turned me off forever, vegan or not.
Ew0@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 3y
Value is subjective, kopi luak (yuk!).
dingus@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 3y
Probably because currently it is way more likely to be a real human engaging with the post.
Hard to care about engagement on reddit when it is mostly bots or trolls.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Well howdy real person, I hope your day is fine.
dingus@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
Cheers and good tidings to you as well, fellow real person.
Hank@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y
Me when I secretly watch my neighbor riding her bike (her chain was rusty and squeaky so I oiled it up when I applied oil to my own chain but I didn't tell her).
dulce_3t_decorum_3st@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
Equal parts wholesome and creepy 👌🏻
Hank@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
I know it's weird as shit but I couldn't hesitate. However I can't possibly tell her without giving creepy vibes so I'll just enjoy my good deed in secret.
guyrocket@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y
Good for you, Hank. Glad you helped your neighbor out.
wryan@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
I love it when Hank sprays chains
UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
Hank the lube guy
Hank@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
https://imgur.io/dUCUhvo?r
dulce_3t_decorum_3st@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Don't get me wrong, you did good.
Hank@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
...and it was weird. Would do it again tho.
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
"Hey there neighbor. Nice bike! I have one similar to that. insert optional small talk By the way, that squeak doesn't sound too healthy. I usually oil they chain when it does that. Would you like me to help you with that?"
Might even make a friend that way
GreenMario@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y
"wholeepy" or "creepsome"
Seraph@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
I have a single follower here, or you could say they're my only fan.