It just occurred to me that if bugs could understand what we are and could talk to us, they'd be horrified that we were inside out, with all our flesh outside of our bones.
"Oh, fuck, all their meat is on the outside, gross! It's like they're held together with surface tension!"
I wouldn't really say it's the outside going all the way through us because there's doors along the way. That would be like saying if you have a front door and a back door, your house is outside.
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 47 pts · 1y
PugJesus@piefed.social · 33 pts · 1y
Can I get some serotonin
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
Best I can do is existential dread
crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 15 pts · 1y
it also eats and breathes from same magic tube and often has a magical choking demise.
also sewage and reproduction are like close... I guess that's magical.
Trebuchet@europe.pub · 8 pts · 1y
Fuck Yeah
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 1y
What if there are loads of other magic skeletons stopping me though?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
When you remove their meat, magic skeletons just fall to the floor.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 1y
I also have another, extra tentacle that is sometimes a horn.
whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Alas, I have succumbed to the 9-5.
sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 1y
gimme yr wallet
TheDoozer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
It just occurred to me that if bugs could understand what we are and could talk to us, they'd be horrified that we were inside out, with all our flesh outside of our bones.
"Oh, fuck, all their meat is on the outside, gross! It's like they're held together with surface tension!"
plyth@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
You may have noticed that bugs are leaving earth in large numbers.
blindbunny@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
This meme old enough to vote 👴
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
you also have a tube of the outside going through your inside, from your mouth all the way to your anus
Megacomboburrito@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Does that technically make you the tube?
MycelialMass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
We all werm.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I wouldn't really say it's the outside going all the way through us because there's doors along the way. That would be like saying if you have a front door and a back door, your house is outside.
madjo@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y
But my skeleton is all wet and icky today. I think I’ll stay in bed today.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I can propel my self forward with butt wind and none of you can stop me (well okay Jim can but he's handy with a needle)
CaptainHowdy@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
His books might suck, but this is a funny thought.
sirico@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y
Magic Skelton made from Star things
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
I live for the skeleton war.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Not one of my favorite reposts.
Wendig is a mediocre author and an even worse poster.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I don't know anything about him, but I vaguely suspect him of being a wendigo.