Greggs launches homeware range with sausage roll beanbags & steak bake cushions

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/greggs-launches-first-homeware-range-32435387

Raising the steaks: Greggs invites fans to roll up amongst pastry-effect cushions and giant two-metre beanbags

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blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 337d

They still should do a Greggs Benedict

sploosh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 337d

How might someone in the US go about getting one of them 2 meter cushions?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 4 pts · 337d (1 reply)

I want a Gregg’s branded sausage roll fleshlight.

Codpiece@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 336d

A normal sausage roll from Greggs can be a fleshlight if you’re brave enough. Wait for it to cool down first though.

Officer_Pickles@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 333d

Hopefully LadBaby isn't involved.