When has she ever even alluded to watching or caring about the morning show? Also can’t wait for the planned L content of her recording them dancing and smiling when she gets home. Look I care!!
This caption made me angry. She loves to play the mom card but she’s just the ‘vessel’ that birthed those kids. Moms do the hard job of parenting in addition to their other jobs but she’s chosen to outsource!
I’m sick of her acting like she’s this great mom and she had to make this big decision to choose family or big nights out when we know she doesn’t even hesitate to choose the event over her family.
Like sorry Birdie, I don’t want YOU representing me because I actually care about my family and would always choose them first.
And not even important, work related events that would be understandable. 99% of the time she attends events where her presence is of no value whatsoever, and where there is no value to her "career". She uses "working" to party and put herself out there for attention, that's it.
All she needed was to lose weight. It was eating her alive to be that big and there was no chance she could tell her fans that truth so she had to make up the PMDD
How pathetic, REAL celebs don't delete negative comments because they're too busy living their actual important lives. Go get it #girlboss you're doing great /s LOL
My fulfillment as a MOTHER: sitting down at the dinner table with them every day and talking, laughing and honestly I sometimes just sit back and observe my kids (24, 19, 17) as they all banter with their boyfriends, girlfriends. Watching these young adults interact and bond with each other - THAT IS TRUE FULFILLMENT. You absolute self centred c u next Tuesday. Get wrecked 🖕🏼
Do you remember her whole thing where she said you don’t have to be with your child to parent? One of the kids was asking her to buy something and she did it from - a concert (I think) - that’s not parenting. That is being a wallet. Or how about when 🍋 was younger and she said her child was so young she didn’t even know her mother had been away? She wants the title of mother and all that it brings her but doesn’t want to actually mother anyone but herself.
You mean it isn't staring at yourself on your phone? It's not travelling solo while continually talking about a long ago divorce? Passing off your kids to your mother while you pretend you deserve to act single and carefree? 🙄
She's going to get just what she deserves emotionally from those kids someday. Unfortunately, they are getting what they don't deserve emotionally from their birthing human already.
She just wants to look cool and fit in because TSITP is the most popular show out there right now, she’ll literally jump on any bandwagon and then go full speed. She just looks pathetic tbh.
Her life sucks. She has a lovely family, a newly renovated home, she gets freebies galore handed to her, free trips and none of that is good enough for her. She needs a show whose demographic is young adults to make her feel fulfilled, god help this woman.
It’s mainly a show for teens and young adults. I admit i watch it and I’m a year younger than her but I’m also not acting the way she is about it that’s for sure. Like it isn’t worth this much energy lol.
It ddi seem like she was in an altered state during that story but we all know “she doesn’t drink”. I really wonder who she hung out with at the after party since we all know, despite what she says, she can’t handle being alone.
What the ever loving fuck is this face? I hate to say it but it is filtered to the point of looking like faces of people who have severe EDs. Like I immediately thought of 00s Nicole Richie and how her face shape changed to something similar during her extreme ED years.
Baaaahahaha I AM seeing a lot of deleted comments. Must be yours
Crazy how the ONE person who said they’re “excited” for TBP has made posts about her children on different Reddit pages, seemingly spending a lot of time and care with her kids, but obviously can’t see the harm TBP does to L. Super weird.
Her older kids must just roll their eyes at her performances. She wants us to think she’s making sure everyone gets breakfast before school - I’m sure they all got their own while she made herself whatever is in that mug
Also, there is no Pumping up the Jam here! Too much for little minds who need some peace before embarking on a very long day of learning new things and navigating playgrounds and personalities.
A good morning routine is crucial for the little ones. I can only imagine the chaos in that household when we see things strewn around in the background of every pic. Winter is going to be insane having to get her all bundled up first thing in the morning when she’s used to rolling out of bed and heading over to Nana’s just wearing a coat and some crocs.
Not to mention all of her kids’ ailments & personal milestones exploited for her socials (1st period- video for Knix, learning diagnoses, FPIES, remember when pregnant with L and possible brain growth?Imbalance walking was a potential brain tumor? M & J’s body composition was discussed in detail. J’s Dr. visit and getting weighed, anxiety, and on and on. Everything is content, and there was a dramatic scare about her development?
YESSSSS the black toenail 🤣 meanwhile she showed her toes in the tub (of course half-naked as one does for the gram) right after she mentioned the black toenail trauma) and they were fine. She's one of those people who just lies for the sake of lying. Who else knew people like that in highschool?
Interesting how the two she had no control over (top and bottom left) look like the same person even though they are years apart, but the two she did have control over don't even look related to her, let alone actually look like her. No filters my ass, how dumb does she think everyone is? Top left is from the new Traitors trailer.
Now imagine her without all the medical enhancements, professional makeup, fake hair, and good lighting. It's nuts, she filtered herself from day one, lied about being body positive, and was paid enormous amounts of money for being authentic. She then takes that money, gets all the face work done, gets the Ozempic, gets the wardrobe, the extensions, the laser facelifts, the makeup, AND she still can't look like the filtered version of her. Ha! I hope her world comes crashing down on her. This woman is a massive fraud. Anyone who supports her should be ashamed.
This are hilarious to look at. And also sad.
It’s a little scary that someone as broken as Sarah has a platform that influences others and that woman fall for her crap. There is absolutely nothing “real” about her.
Unfortunately everyone else is dumb since we’re the only ones who seem to notice and call it out even though it’s incredibly obvious. But maybe more people will come around while watching the show.
Peace out 🍋! Mommy’s gone again and really doesn’t care about JK - she has her own life to live after the trauma of staying home with your siblings. This woman knows nothing about balance and the tightrope most working mothers walk while they work and also support their children. She has the privilege of saying no so she can be there for important times in her child’s life but has chosen to dig her heels in and believes this is ‘her’ time so the answer must be yes. I really believe that making the decision to bring a human into this world is a sacred pact and it’s a duty to do whatever you can to make this new person feel as safe and secure as possible. When you’ve made that choice you know that you’re not going to come first for a very long time and live accordingly. If you’re unwilling to make that commitment then don’t have another baby!
Also, how deep is her trauma from staying home with siblings? She wasn't at home most nights. As soon as Dad was home from work, and they'd all eaten the butter noodles she made, Sarah was off in the family van to meet guys in the alleyway behind Food Basics for sex.
I can’t believe that loser Shame tolerates her bullshit. I mean he’s no prize but does he think his wife is some celebrity? And to the blind idiot followers - open your eyes! This self centred spoiled brat is failing her children in every way. To the dickhead construction company who gifted her a designer kitchen - was it worth it? Maybe next time donate your gift to a family in need or to parents who will appreciate such a beautiful kitchen to cook meals for their family and sit down for some quality time. Ughhh, I’m ranting
Shane is not a bystander; he engineered this. Without him, Sarah Nicole Landry would never have been able to scale her "business". Shane had the keys to system1. He had access to the operational scaffolding that turned her delusions of grandeur into a marketable fraud. His co-conspirator role was necessary for the survival of his own ego. He needed to be the rescuer and the big man. Probably because Sarah played Shane against her ex-husband and claimed she was a victim of abuse.
Shame has the same rotted brain Sarah has. A healthy mind would bend under the weight of guilt. But there’s no guilt here, only rationalizations and entitlement. The whole family has the same fucked up brain. They function as an echo chamber of pathology. Recall Nana Kimi lashing out on Reddit, defending child exploitation with the chilling refrain: “Everyone does it.” The same excuse for plagiarism, for manipulation, for theft of identity. They are recyclers of lies…propped up by a network of sycophants, social climbers, and opportunists who use mimicry, not talent.
What binds them is their shame. Shane’s shame of his origins, Sarah’s shame of her ordinariness. Together, they built their mini empire of counterfeit narratives. Empire’s collapse. One day, a story will be told about this family that will leave them staring into the abyss of their own narcissism.
Thank you for saying this - it’s so well thought out. I believe, if her numbers keep dropping, she’s pulling another health scare out of her bag of tricks.
I can’t remember how old the eldest was during the traumatic and dramatic flight from the marriage over to mom and dad’s place. She don’t think she was very old so her oppressive life of being chained to the home didn’t last very long - I think Birdie time has been going on for a long time now. She’s always chosen what she wants over what’s best for the kids
How any mother that follows her finds her inspirational or someone to look up to as a mother is truly out of their mind. If anything she is teaching me how NOT to be a mother. She is anything but a mother. I can’t wait for the day L is old enough to not want anything to do with her anymore. Clearly B and J want nothing to do with her because they’ve become nonexistent.
Like imagine watching your mom repack her suitcase every week to go on yet another trip and leave you behind? And now to Disney without the actual kids? Pathetic. I hate her.
This 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 two of my three kids are the same ages as hers and if anything they need me more now!! Seriously her kids must be so sick of her shit. I hate her.
I fear the poor child is going to have abandonment issues - she already is always complimenting her mother and performing in the hopes of being noticed
These trips are all 100% optional. If she can do a day of reels & a post of an event it’s lazy “content”. But she doesn’t need to be at any of them, she’s choosing getting dressed up over her family. She’s no one’s spokes person and now matter important she tries to appear she’s one in 100s or 1000s who are attending events so those company’s appear important. Pandora doesn’t share her posts, Apple didn’t. And Kn*x - those look like pity shares to me. In 2025 no one put her name on their products or clothing because there is no return attached to bird 💩.
Oh here we go again with the whole Lemon gets sick at school narrative 🙄 maybe if you didn’t shelter her for 4 years she’d be more immune to sicknesses (not saying she’d never get sick but you know what I mean!!) maybe your flying all over made her sick with all your airport germs because we know you’re a dirty slob.
Also she is a selfish pathetic mother for ditching her poor sick little girl to go to NYC, California and a wedding for two nights. Just a sad excuse for a mother, nothing she did was more important than taking care of her sick child. Kick rocks you stupid bitch! Sorry she makes me so mad lol. Also acting like mother of the year walking her to school 🙄
Imagine acting this way bc you CHOSE to wake up and watch a show for young adults at 3am. It wasn’t a competition on who’d watch it first lol. Literally once again proving she’ll do anything but watch her kid.
Not only that. Her kid was sick and her and hubby went off galivanting to a wedding.......leaving her chronically ill, elderly mother to care for a sick child.........exposing NK to sickness could be dangerous to her with her age and health situation.
It shocks me how selfish she really is and how she sees no wrong in her actions. She can’t use work as excuse either bc walking a red carpet for something she has no part of is not work at all.
I am dying to see her IRL (and I’m moving out of Guelph soon so I’m running out of time haha) because I need to see if she’s really losing weight or if it’s all filters. I’m inclined to think it’s a mix of both. She lost weight but it isn’t enough so she still needs filters.
She cannot take a publicity photo with all the proper shirt buttons closed - it’s usually the braless shot with the top buttons undone but she changed it up with the bottom open this time!
You can tell her painful attempt to distort her body because she cannot control the narrative. The sucking in, the shoulders pulled right back, the cheek biting.........nothing natural looking about this photo
I’m sorry but walking a red carpet where NOBODY knew who she was is not work, she did no work at that event. I could see if she wrote review articles or did interviews but all she did was look like a gigantic bitch on a red carpet because photographers didn’t know her name. What work did she do at Disney animation? She posted some photos of big and tiny things, wow!
Her definition of work is certainly different than what most consider a work day. God I am sick of her.
Speaking of the premiere she attended…why was she even on that carpet getting her photo taken? Who was she representing there? She was just “there”. Doing absolutely nothing. Celebrities attend premieres to create interest because people are influenced and want to be seen adjacent to celebrity status. This is not the case whatsoever. Also, it’s a series for adults so it tracks that it’s not her bag. Now, going to see cartoons or teenage movies is more like it. I think it’s yuck when adults pander to kids and high school/college aged young adults.
Sure she gets large paychecks for “partnerships” with Ninja or Canadian Tire and a few sympathy shoots with Knix. But if she’s been doing this for 7 years and that’s the payoff for always being away from your kids to get dressed up a fake some version of celebrity doesn’t seem like she’s doing anything meaningful full at all. Her work has not paid off?!! She was saying this is who she wants to be at 90 - saying yes and all that BS. I do believe she will be 90, completely self absorbed without a clue in the world about why she is alone and no one cares about her 90 years.
Agreed. When she’s 90 she’ll be looking at an empty house because her kids want nothing to do with her and she’ll be into several divorces. She’ll be alone but at least she’ll have some red carpet photos of herself all alone!
Funny, all her big special moments (in her mind) she has spent them all alone. How can that be super special? Doing everything meaningful alone? That’d make me feel so shitty if I were her family and I knew none of my mother’s/wives best moments were spent with me.
Having all the big moments alone is an interesting observation and I think it makes her diehards love her even more since, it appears, she’s sharing the moments with them. Really don’t think she’s ever thought about the fact her family isn’t there for the runway walks since it’s all about her and the applause and then the hits from her online devotees. She may have regrets when she’s older but she can also lie about the experiences since there are no witnesses! 😝
She needs to change the way she does her makeup now that she’s middle-aged. The contour and blush has to go higher and those brows are doing her no favours. That exaggerated shape with the end going down makes her eyes look incredibly small. Seeing her unfiltered is going to be so interesting.
I don’t know if anyone here is old enough to remember Canadian game shows like Definition or Bumper Stumpers - even Bowling for Dollars but I put being part of the Traitors Canada cast right up there with being a contestant on one of those shows. It’s not going to land her some huge US contract.
Has to tag on Nicole because she’s just another Sarah, otherwise. Thinking people will try to look her up and can’t find her without the Nicole. Newsflash. She’s just another Sarah.
Whoever called Bri’s wedding at the June Motel was spot on! Also I didn’t realize she was such good “friends” with press on nails 💅….unless she’s flying in to be Birds date because Shame has to stay at home and watch the kids.
Classy hooker 🤔 anything to steal the show. Shocked she hasn’t even mentioned the wedding of her “bestie” coming up, too concerned about her big celebrity week.
She’s so high on herself after her time in NYC and the official Traitors cast reveal she isn’t going to be able to contain herself! She always needs the spotlight so she’ll shine it on herself every chance she gets. The Artist was wise not to have a bridal party.
I think to speaks to how many woman are unhappy in their lives or who want to escape. But do they want to escape because their life is truly missing something or because they believe they want what fraud, narcissistic influencers have?! Lots of woman might think they want the glam and travel but for most once they try it you realize it doesn’t fill any void because most of us don’t have NPD or delusions of grandeur.
I bet her HARDCORE supporters would say “this is her job” 🙄 but I’m sorry sometimes you just need to say no and be with your kid that you haven’t seen in days and is getting over sickness and getting back to school. Selfish woman!
As always hating that I’m blocked and can’t message her
NB probably had something to do with her children - I believe they are in activities and their mother watches them while they participate. It’s a crazy concept!
I’m surprised she didn’t demand to wear pink. I’m curious to know how the color coordination happened? Like why is Becci in a random color? Her mumu dress was also awful.
It’s almost like the 3 in the yellow bridesmaidy dresses are protesting The Artist’s decision not to have attendants and did their best to draw attention to themselves
Honestly, I kind of believe it. Butter yellow was the trendy colour this summer so they all thought they would be the most fashionable for the wedding. Now bird probably knew that the theme was lemons so she wanted to cosplay as a bridesmaid by wearing yellow
This! She decided she was going to match the wedding. 3 of them, main character. I’d be annoyed at my friends for doing that after I said I didn’t want bridesmaids and three of them show up in the color of your wedding.
Away all last week, away since Friday and now going away again. Truly a terrible mother, she is failing her daughter and she doesn’t give a fuck. Shane is whipped by this woman to let this happen, even though I’m sure he loves when she’s gone, it’s just ridiculous though.
Her priorities are not right at all. What could she possibly be going to do now.
By bird 💩logic then everyone who holds a pencil would have a crooked finger. She’s trying to be quirky & like the artist who also holds her pencil this way. These woman try so hard all of the time. They must be exhausted!
I highly doubt she asked any of the ‘nitty, gritty’ questions. I’m going to guess she didn’t prepare and asked the most inane questions the person has ever heard asked by an adult.
Literally the most punchable face and I am not a violent person lol
She sucks at interviews, she probably only asked stupid irrelevant questions and knowing her tried to make a pitch to have a character animated after her and her stretch marks.
We all know she didn’t interview anyone! She asked one question and then started talking about herself and her Disney love and gushed all over them until they felt they had to leave work and shower to wipe the bs off themself!
Just in case anyone hadn’t seen enough of the nipples today she decided on one last shot for her ‘special’ audience. I am sure this is her kink - she’s an exhibitionist
She is 100% doing less filters to trick people when they see her Traitors face - she’s been doing this for years. The fact that she’s strategic about it says a lot about her…she’s a little evil!
: )Exactly... but you are being too kind. Sarah Nicole Landry isn't a little evil, she's a lot EVIL! She's selfish and jealous of everyone; she's full of hate towards anyone who makes her feel less (this is pretty much anyone). She will always be the angry, fugly girl from high school. No amount of filters or filler can fix her evil, insecure heart.
She's ALWAYS been a mean girl. And when spoiled little brat didn't get her way or somebody stood up to her, she would go cry to mommy dearest and mean girl mommy would step in and bully the child S complained about
That car crying moment talking about how her face swells was a real moment in time. Her lips swell during pregnancy and never deflate and her face gets swollen so we can’t see the snatched jaw that people compliment. That should have told people all they need to know about her. How she looks is the only thing that’s important to her - more important than her FOUR children, her husband, parents, family, friends and pets. She’s as deep as the puddle at the end of your driveway.
Only 19 reviews but she was so moved while leaving through the guest book during the party weekend! I can’t believe they are charging such inflated prices for a place where you have to bring your own water to drink and can’t swim in the lake.
I don’t think so either and she’s got herself in some kind of manic state. She comments on every Traitors post like a person who just got an IG account. She is embarrassing herself but is totally lacking in any kind of self-awareness
It’s just so gross to think she’s flaunting these trips and banking all these experiences while never caring or thinking of her families experiences. She’s the epitome of living selfishly.
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Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 341d
Why did she babble on about being scared about saying yes to Traitors?! She APPLIED to be on the show. She’s such an idiot!
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 341d
Because that’s her only move - her legs are shaking and she’s scared but she does it! She also wants to create the illusion of being the chosen one.
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 341d
Exactly. She didn’t ’say yes’, she applied. Loser.
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 340d
She also made sure she started watching it and became a “nerd” for the show. She’s so proud her picture is on that wall! Wowzers! What ambition!
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 341d
Probably wants to act like she was scouted to be on 😂
Glowpop@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 342d
When has she ever even alluded to watching or caring about the morning show? Also can’t wait for the planned L content of her recording them dancing and smiling when she gets home. Look I care!!
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 342d
She has never mentioned this show but will lie in bed watching the latest episode of a show that’s target audience is in her daughter’s demographic
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 343d
This caption made me angry. She loves to play the mom card but she’s just the ‘vessel’ that birthed those kids. Moms do the hard job of parenting in addition to their other jobs but she’s chosen to outsource!
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 343d
I’m sick of her acting like she’s this great mom and she had to make this big decision to choose family or big nights out when we know she doesn’t even hesitate to choose the event over her family.
Like sorry Birdie, I don’t want YOU representing me because I actually care about my family and would always choose them first.
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 343d
And not even important, work related events that would be understandable. 99% of the time she attends events where her presence is of no value whatsoever, and where there is no value to her "career". She uses "working" to party and put herself out there for attention, that's it.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 343d
She was probably hoping John Hamm would fulfill her breastfeeding kink.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 343d
Hopefully the teens have a good step mother who is there for them while Bird is off fulfilling her fantasies. 🍋’s real mother is NK.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 343d
Hopefully she does a better job with this one than she did with the birthing vessel.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 343d
Boobs look alot bigger than usual....
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 343d
They ‘ebb and flow’
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 342d
“Chaos and calm”
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 343d
So full of shit. I guess she’s been reading comments.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 343d
"It's so so possible", to get to a better place. All you need is memes. And to shut down your 6000 follower snark that exposes your lies and fraud.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 343d
All she needed was to lose weight. It was eating her alive to be that big and there was no chance she could tell her fans that truth so she had to make up the PMDD
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 343d
I agree with you. Enjoy this Instagram vs reality from last night. Sarah Nicole Landry is the queen of filters and lip filler.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 343d
This one needs to go on instagramreality too!!!
bellaportuguesexo@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 342d
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 342d
And the PMDD; insulin resistance justified the GLP-1
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 343d
Memes AND Disney don’t forget! 🤪
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 343d
Someone should tell her to fuck right off! She’s so dismissive
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 341d
Do you guys think she has any control over the Traitors subreddit?! Mods have been cleaning house on any negative comments about her 🫠
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 341d
Probably went on a reporting spree 🙄
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 341d
Unbelievable 🙄 no negative comments on the Instagram either which is surprising.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 341d
How pathetic, REAL celebs don't delete negative comments because they're too busy living their actual important lives. Go get it #girlboss you're doing great /s LOL
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 335d
If I'm ever emotionally fulfilled from a TV show and not my family, travels, friends, experiences, or career, please institutionilze me.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 335d
My fulfillment as a MOTHER: sitting down at the dinner table with them every day and talking, laughing and honestly I sometimes just sit back and observe my kids (24, 19, 17) as they all banter with their boyfriends, girlfriends. Watching these young adults interact and bond with each other - THAT IS TRUE FULFILLMENT. You absolute self centred c u next Tuesday. Get wrecked 🖕🏼
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 335d
Do you remember her whole thing where she said you don’t have to be with your child to parent? One of the kids was asking her to buy something and she did it from - a concert (I think) - that’s not parenting. That is being a wallet. Or how about when 🍋 was younger and she said her child was so young she didn’t even know her mother had been away? She wants the title of mother and all that it brings her but doesn’t want to actually mother anyone but herself.
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 335d
You mean it isn't staring at yourself on your phone? It's not travelling solo while continually talking about a long ago divorce? Passing off your kids to your mother while you pretend you deserve to act single and carefree? 🙄
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 335d
Hell ya! Same girl!
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 335d
She's going to get just what she deserves emotionally from those kids someday. Unfortunately, they are getting what they don't deserve emotionally from their birthing human already.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 335d
She just wants to look cool and fit in because TSITP is the most popular show out there right now, she’ll literally jump on any bandwagon and then go full speed. She just looks pathetic tbh.
Her life sucks. She has a lovely family, a newly renovated home, she gets freebies galore handed to her, free trips and none of that is good enough for her. She needs a show whose demographic is young adults to make her feel fulfilled, god help this woman.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 335d
You forgot the Pepto Palace - she has a cottage too but it’s a show that fulfills her.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 335d
I don't, watch TV so I don't have any clue what this show is.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 335d
It’s mainly a show for teens and young adults. I admit i watch it and I’m a year younger than her but I’m also not acting the way she is about it that’s for sure. Like it isn’t worth this much energy lol.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 343d
Just wanted to repost this revealing side by side posted on the other thread by @facialSwelling@lemmy.ca
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 343d
That nose is used in high school geometry lessons WTF hahahahahahahaha
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 343d
Why is she acting like she’s some big celebrity who rubbed elbows with the likes of Jennifer Aniston?! Lmfao
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 343d
It ddi seem like she was in an altered state during that story but we all know “she doesn’t drink”. I really wonder who she hung out with at the after party since we all know, despite what she says, she can’t handle being alone.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 343d
She thinks she’s sooooo important. She’s so embarassing.
bunniculamonroe@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 343d
What the ever loving fuck is this face? I hate to say it but it is filtered to the point of looking like faces of people who have severe EDs. Like I immediately thought of 00s Nicole Richie and how her face shape changed to something similar during her extreme ED years.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 343d
She’s sickening.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 342d
I will be reported by 2pm 🤣
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 341d
Baaaahahaha I AM seeing a lot of deleted comments. Must be yours Crazy how the ONE person who said they’re “excited” for TBP has made posts about her children on different Reddit pages, seemingly spending a lot of time and care with her kids, but obviously can’t see the harm TBP does to L. Super weird.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 341d
That poor person drank gallons of her Kool-Aid!
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 341d
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 342d
Her older kids must just roll their eyes at her performances. She wants us to think she’s making sure everyone gets breakfast before school - I’m sure they all got their own while she made herself whatever is in that mug
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 342d
Also, there is no Pumping up the Jam here! Too much for little minds who need some peace before embarking on a very long day of learning new things and navigating playgrounds and personalities.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 342d
The comments on her post are VERY repetitive. Oh my God, I'm unwell.... It's almost as if 🤖 accounts are commenting. Fascinating stuff.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 341d
A good morning routine is crucial for the little ones. I can only imagine the chaos in that household when we see things strewn around in the background of every pic. Winter is going to be insane having to get her all bundled up first thing in the morning when she’s used to rolling out of bed and heading over to Nana’s just wearing a coat and some crocs.
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 341d
Diagnosis du Jour : ADHD
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 341d
Oh is this another self diagnosis?
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 341d
Don't forget: (always made as content when whatever it is, is a trending topic)
PMDD
Eating disorders / disordered eating
IBS / chronic digestive issues
Pelvic floor incontinence
Allergic/intolerant to dairy
Allergic/intolerant to gluten
ADHD
Active suicidal ideation (I take medication to stay alive)
Fear of driving
Alluded to an abusive relationship with the ex
Amemic
Vitamin deficiencies
Numbness in legs/neuropathy
Constipation “poo trauma/stigma)
(“I take medication to stay alive”)
Anxiety
Depression
Cured PMDD” with lifestyle/travel /memes
Cooking trauma
“The pregnancies began” trauma (conveniently posted when The Handmaid Tale was popular)
Migraines
Breast cancer scare
Her children’a private health/ milestones/ diagnoses
What am I missing?
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 341d
This woman is a walking miracle. How has she survived? Must be because she used to be such a good Christan woman. Jesus saved
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 341d
Dark armpits , great list. I think people forget all this.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 341d
OMG this list is GOLD!! What a fucking loser she is.
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 340d
Not to mention all of her kids’ ailments & personal milestones exploited for her socials (1st period- video for Knix, learning diagnoses, FPIES, remember when pregnant with L and possible brain growth?Imbalance walking was a potential brain tumor? M & J’s body composition was discussed in detail. J’s Dr. visit and getting weighed, anxiety, and on and on. Everything is content, and there was a dramatic scare about her development?
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 340d
B’s learning disability. Whatever the f that was.
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 340d
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 340d
Strange that a slim, much younger Sarah Nicole Landry doesn't have a snatched jaw.
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 341d
Intense spiders in straws phobia.
Black toes and toenail loss from running.
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 340d
YESSSSS the black toenail 🤣 meanwhile she showed her toes in the tub (of course half-naked as one does for the gram) right after she mentioned the black toenail trauma) and they were fine. She's one of those people who just lies for the sake of lying. Who else knew people like that in highschool?
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 341d
Trauma over things touching her neck. Said while always rubbing her neck though.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 340d
Oh like today’s ugly wedding outfit.
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 340d
How could we forget the tiktok she made that got 1.5 million views bc she made it seem like her baby died. So gross.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 340d
She knows exactly what she's doing. What a gross, vile human being. And NICE FILTER!
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 340d
She knew what she was doing when she posted that one! Everything is calculated to boost the views - going viral gives her a dopamine hit
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 340d
Can't forget the SUNBURN trauma
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 340d
Divorce trauma
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 341d
This is insanity. She’s sick in the head above all us, that’s the one real thing.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 341d
Oh how could I almost forget HIGH CORTISOL ✌️
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 340d
Ohhh and don't forget “the hash-motos” as she called it.
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 340d
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 340d
Your list is impressively comprehensive! Thank you - it’s an excellent reference tool
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 337d
Interesting how the two she had no control over (top and bottom left) look like the same person even though they are years apart, but the two she did have control over don't even look related to her, let alone actually look like her. No filters my ass, how dumb does she think everyone is? Top left is from the new Traitors trailer.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 337d
Now imagine her without all the medical enhancements, professional makeup, fake hair, and good lighting. It's nuts, she filtered herself from day one, lied about being body positive, and was paid enormous amounts of money for being authentic. She then takes that money, gets all the face work done, gets the Ozempic, gets the wardrobe, the extensions, the laser facelifts, the makeup, AND she still can't look like the filtered version of her. Ha! I hope her world comes crashing down on her. This woman is a massive fraud. Anyone who supports her should be ashamed.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 337d
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 337d
This are hilarious to look at. And also sad. It’s a little scary that someone as broken as Sarah has a platform that influences others and that woman fall for her crap. There is absolutely nothing “real” about her.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 337d
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 337d
She’s def moved on from childrens initials necklace. I bet she hates this picture.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 337d
Unfortunately everyone else is dumb since we’re the only ones who seem to notice and call it out even though it’s incredibly obvious. But maybe more people will come around while watching the show.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 337d
As the cheeto leading the US said "smart people don't like me" and well.....same same
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 342d
GULP. Having hard time with eye contact having to tell her fans that she’s capable of not being honest.
Ya sweating her ass off because she’s a Lying fraud.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 342d
Sweating because she’s worried that we’re all about to see the real her. Her new trauma unlocked, sweaty armpits!
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 338d
Peace out 🍋! Mommy’s gone again and really doesn’t care about JK - she has her own life to live after the trauma of staying home with your siblings. This woman knows nothing about balance and the tightrope most working mothers walk while they work and also support their children. She has the privilege of saying no so she can be there for important times in her child’s life but has chosen to dig her heels in and believes this is ‘her’ time so the answer must be yes. I really believe that making the decision to bring a human into this world is a sacred pact and it’s a duty to do whatever you can to make this new person feel as safe and secure as possible. When you’ve made that choice you know that you’re not going to come first for a very long time and live accordingly. If you’re unwilling to make that commitment then don’t have another baby!
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 338d
Also, how deep is her trauma from staying home with siblings? She wasn't at home most nights. As soon as Dad was home from work, and they'd all eaten the butter noodles she made, Sarah was off in the family van to meet guys in the alleyway behind Food Basics for sex.
Lalaland@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 337d
I feel like this is specific enough to believe!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 338d
Now she’s added meeting women into the mix!! Saying YES to all the things 😵💫
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 338d
Saying yes to everything, except your own poor little child. She's disgusting
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 338d
Everyone knows she was conceived for content sadly. Bird can’t make it any more obvious.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 337d
I can’t believe that loser Shame tolerates her bullshit. I mean he’s no prize but does he think his wife is some celebrity? And to the blind idiot followers - open your eyes! This self centred spoiled brat is failing her children in every way. To the dickhead construction company who gifted her a designer kitchen - was it worth it? Maybe next time donate your gift to a family in need or to parents who will appreciate such a beautiful kitchen to cook meals for their family and sit down for some quality time. Ughhh, I’m ranting
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 336d
Shane is not a bystander; he engineered this. Without him, Sarah Nicole Landry would never have been able to scale her "business". Shane had the keys to system1. He had access to the operational scaffolding that turned her delusions of grandeur into a marketable fraud. His co-conspirator role was necessary for the survival of his own ego. He needed to be the rescuer and the big man. Probably because Sarah played Shane against her ex-husband and claimed she was a victim of abuse. Shame has the same rotted brain Sarah has. A healthy mind would bend under the weight of guilt. But there’s no guilt here, only rationalizations and entitlement. The whole family has the same fucked up brain. They function as an echo chamber of pathology. Recall Nana Kimi lashing out on Reddit, defending child exploitation with the chilling refrain: “Everyone does it.” The same excuse for plagiarism, for manipulation, for theft of identity. They are recyclers of lies…propped up by a network of sycophants, social climbers, and opportunists who use mimicry, not talent. What binds them is their shame. Shane’s shame of his origins, Sarah’s shame of her ordinariness. Together, they built their mini empire of counterfeit narratives. Empire’s collapse. One day, a story will be told about this family that will leave them staring into the abyss of their own narcissism.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 336d
Thank you for saying this - it’s so well thought out. I believe, if her numbers keep dropping, she’s pulling another health scare out of her bag of tricks.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 336d
She's losing sooo many. Especially after the traitors announcement. I love that for her.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 336d
Wow, this was so well written and bang on 🎤
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 337d
I can’t remember how old the eldest was during the traumatic and dramatic flight from the marriage over to mom and dad’s place. She don’t think she was very old so her oppressive life of being chained to the home didn’t last very long - I think Birdie time has been going on for a long time now. She’s always chosen what she wants over what’s best for the kids
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 338d
How any mother that follows her finds her inspirational or someone to look up to as a mother is truly out of their mind. If anything she is teaching me how NOT to be a mother. She is anything but a mother. I can’t wait for the day L is old enough to not want anything to do with her anymore. Clearly B and J want nothing to do with her because they’ve become nonexistent.
Like imagine watching your mom repack her suitcase every week to go on yet another trip and leave you behind? And now to Disney without the actual kids? Pathetic. I hate her.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 337d
This 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 two of my three kids are the same ages as hers and if anything they need me more now!! Seriously her kids must be so sick of her shit. I hate her.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 337d
I fear the poor child is going to have abandonment issues - she already is always complimenting her mother and performing in the hopes of being noticed
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 338d
These trips are all 100% optional. If she can do a day of reels & a post of an event it’s lazy “content”. But she doesn’t need to be at any of them, she’s choosing getting dressed up over her family. She’s no one’s spokes person and now matter important she tries to appear she’s one in 100s or 1000s who are attending events so those company’s appear important. Pandora doesn’t share her posts, Apple didn’t. And Kn*x - those look like pity shares to me. In 2025 no one put her name on their products or clothing because there is no return attached to bird 💩.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 338d
No one reposts her. It's hilarious. No one even knows her. She's bleeding followers. She's done
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 338d
A little Disney trip because she deserves a break? ✌️
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 338d
A little reminder should go to whomever gives the trip (if it's Disney) of miss family content j*zz face
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 338d
She is going to Disney?
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 338d
Yes the random woman she’s going with posted it
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 335d
Oh here we go again with the whole Lemon gets sick at school narrative 🙄 maybe if you didn’t shelter her for 4 years she’d be more immune to sicknesses (not saying she’d never get sick but you know what I mean!!) maybe your flying all over made her sick with all your airport germs because we know you’re a dirty slob.
Also she is a selfish pathetic mother for ditching her poor sick little girl to go to NYC, California and a wedding for two nights. Just a sad excuse for a mother, nothing she did was more important than taking care of her sick child. Kick rocks you stupid bitch! Sorry she makes me so mad lol. Also acting like mother of the year walking her to school 🙄
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 335d
She somehow made herself look worse! One thing is leaving your child. Another is leaving your sick kid. Way to out yourself, you selfish loser.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 335d
She doesn’t see how wrong it is either, she really is messed up
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 335d
She’s a dumb bitch that’s all…..
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 335d
Imagine acting this way bc you CHOSE to wake up and watch a show for young adults at 3am. It wasn’t a competition on who’d watch it first lol. Literally once again proving she’ll do anything but watch her kid.
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 335d
No sorry needed she’s a total ass. When she’s feeling a high from some grandiose delusions of her own fame and importance she’s is so gross to watch.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 335d
Not only that. Her kid was sick and her and hubby went off galivanting to a wedding.......leaving her chronically ill, elderly mother to care for a sick child.........exposing NK to sickness could be dangerous to her with her age and health situation.
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 335d
She probably did leave L with Nana but I think bird leaves L home with the teens too!
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 335d
She's the one bringing back illness. I csnt stand her and I csnt wait for her to fall hard.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 335d
Came here to say the exact same thing. She’s actually the worst of all the “influencers” and her selfishness is getting worse.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 335d
It shocks me how selfish she really is and how she sees no wrong in her actions. She can’t use work as excuse either bc walking a red carpet for something she has no part of is not work at all.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 341d
Walker girlie magically shrinking by the day.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 341d
I am dying to see her IRL (and I’m moving out of Guelph soon so I’m running out of time haha) because I need to see if she’s really losing weight or if it’s all filters. I’m inclined to think it’s a mix of both. She lost weight but it isn’t enough so she still needs filters.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 341d
I definitely think it’s a mix of both.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 340d
Seems like it bc I have a hard time believing she’s as small as she appears, so has to be filters too
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 339d
Just hang out at thrift stores and you’ll see her
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 341d
She cannot take a publicity photo with all the proper shirt buttons closed - it’s usually the braless shot with the top buttons undone but she changed it up with the bottom open this time!
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 341d
You can tell her painful attempt to distort her body because she cannot control the narrative. The sucking in, the shoulders pulled right back, the cheek biting.........nothing natural looking about this photo
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 341d
Lmao literally why is her shirt undone for a traitors cast photo 😂 what a fucking weirdo.
I hate how no one is questioning why she looks different
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 335d
OH MY FUCK. Can this absolute dickhead just shut the fuck up and get off her soapbox?! Egregious bitch
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 335d
"working". Can somebody from the Funny Farm some please load this quack up? She's bonified crazy
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 335d
I’m sorry but walking a red carpet where NOBODY knew who she was is not work, she did no work at that event. I could see if she wrote review articles or did interviews but all she did was look like a gigantic bitch on a red carpet because photographers didn’t know her name. What work did she do at Disney animation? She posted some photos of big and tiny things, wow!
Her definition of work is certainly different than what most consider a work day. God I am sick of her.
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 335d
Speaking of the premiere she attended…why was she even on that carpet getting her photo taken? Who was she representing there? She was just “there”. Doing absolutely nothing. Celebrities attend premieres to create interest because people are influenced and want to be seen adjacent to celebrity status. This is not the case whatsoever. Also, it’s a series for adults so it tracks that it’s not her bag. Now, going to see cartoons or teenage movies is more like it. I think it’s yuck when adults pander to kids and high school/college aged young adults.
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 335d
Sure she gets large paychecks for “partnerships” with Ninja or Canadian Tire and a few sympathy shoots with Knix. But if she’s been doing this for 7 years and that’s the payoff for always being away from your kids to get dressed up a fake some version of celebrity doesn’t seem like she’s doing anything meaningful full at all. Her work has not paid off?!! She was saying this is who she wants to be at 90 - saying yes and all that BS. I do believe she will be 90, completely self absorbed without a clue in the world about why she is alone and no one cares about her 90 years.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 334d
Agreed. When she’s 90 she’ll be looking at an empty house because her kids want nothing to do with her and she’ll be into several divorces. She’ll be alone but at least she’ll have some red carpet photos of herself all alone!
Funny, all her big special moments (in her mind) she has spent them all alone. How can that be super special? Doing everything meaningful alone? That’d make me feel so shitty if I were her family and I knew none of my mother’s/wives best moments were spent with me.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 334d
Having all the big moments alone is an interesting observation and I think it makes her diehards love her even more since, it appears, she’s sharing the moments with them. Really don’t think she’s ever thought about the fact her family isn’t there for the runway walks since it’s all about her and the applause and then the hits from her online devotees. She may have regrets when she’s older but she can also lie about the experiences since there are no witnesses! 😝
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 335d
Working? Bahahaha!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 335d
Absolutely insane. I wonder what her driving skills are like when she is this out of it.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 335d
She’s still busy ‘working’!
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 335d
Yikes. Ozempic butt.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 335d
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOW_H4NEppz/
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 335d
I interesting text box placement today
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 335d
Lol. Definitely sarcopenic. Eew
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 334d
She's gross.
Lalaland@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 334d
She’s lost weight. It’s NOT a filter. It is ozempic.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 334d
She must be exhausted after all this ‘work’
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 342d
She looks old in this photo, sucks when you don’t have your little filters to use hehe
Glowpop@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 342d
For someone who spends a large chunk of her lifetime in a chair getting her hair done, her hair looks so... bad here?
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 342d
Her hair looks like the Sun-In spray special from 1993
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 342d
It’s AWFUL!! Her stylist has to hate her lol
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 342d
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 341d
She needs to change the way she does her makeup now that she’s middle-aged. The contour and blush has to go higher and those brows are doing her no favours. That exaggerated shape with the end going down makes her eyes look incredibly small. Seeing her unfiltered is going to be so interesting.
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 341d
She obviously had no control over a skin smoothing filter this time. Yikes.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 342d
Who's nose?
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 342d
She’s gonna be SOOOOOOOOO insufferable about this, her ego is gonna be through the roof in no time (it’s already headed there)
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 342d
God can this dickhead fuck off already 🙄 she’s so full of herself it’s egregious!
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 341d
I don’t know if anyone here is old enough to remember Canadian game shows like Definition or Bumper Stumpers - even Bowling for Dollars but I put being part of the Traitors Canada cast right up there with being a contestant on one of those shows. It’s not going to land her some huge US contract.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 341d
Has to tag on Nicole because she’s just another Sarah, otherwise. Thinking people will try to look her up and can’t find her without the Nicole. Newsflash. She’s just another Sarah.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 341d
Whoever called Bri’s wedding at the June Motel was spot on! Also I didn’t realize she was such good “friends” with press on nails 💅….unless she’s flying in to be Birds date because Shame has to stay at home and watch the kids.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 341d
Birds gonna make the wedding all about her being on Traitors lol
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 341d
I wonder if she’s going to dress like a hooker or try and make an attempt at showing a little class.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 341d
Classy hooker 🤔 anything to steal the show. Shocked she hasn’t even mentioned the wedding of her “bestie” coming up, too concerned about her big celebrity week.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 341d
She’s so high on herself after her time in NYC and the official Traitors cast reveal she isn’t going to be able to contain herself! She always needs the spotlight so she’ll shine it on herself every chance she gets. The Artist was wise not to have a bridal party.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 335d
This doesn’t happen often… if you know me, you know. But this time, I AM SPEECHLESS. Poor fucking Lemmie…..
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 334d
How do her followers still see this as aspirational? Are they all child free or negligent parents too? I really dont get it.
Also, her walls are wavy and shes getting very lazy with her editing.
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 334d
I think to speaks to how many woman are unhappy in their lives or who want to escape. But do they want to escape because their life is truly missing something or because they believe they want what fraud, narcissistic influencers have?! Lots of woman might think they want the glam and travel but for most once they try it you realize it doesn’t fill any void because most of us don’t have NPD or delusions of grandeur.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 334d
The problem is no matter where or how far you run you’re still with yourself wnd if you aren’t at peace with who you are then the running never stops.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 334d
I can’t imagine how much footage she has on her phone of her eye fucking herself in a mirror.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 334d
She can’t even stand to look at herself, if it isn’t thorough the phone filter
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 334d
She is insane
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 334d
I bet her HARDCORE supporters would say “this is her job” 🙄 but I’m sorry sometimes you just need to say no and be with your kid that you haven’t seen in days and is getting over sickness and getting back to school. Selfish woman!
As always hating that I’m blocked and can’t message her
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 334d
Shane even joined her for this. She must have stopped her foot and played the anxiety card so she could prove us wrong - they’re so happy together 🙄.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 334d
I’m shocked she didn’t drag NB with her (since it was a shine party) so she’d have her frumpy friend to make her look better.
But you’re right, gotta prove to us haters they’re sooo in love.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 334d
NB probably had something to do with her children - I believe they are in activities and their mother watches them while they participate. It’s a crazy concept!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 335d
Thirsty desperate Ho.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 335d
JFC! That poor child
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 342d
Interesting how she removed everything from her bio except podcast host 🤣
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 341d
That’s really interesting! Did she take anything off her grid?
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 341d
She removed the “50 lbs heavier than when we were married” pinned post
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 341d
Of course she did! 😂
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 339d
I don’t know what she thinks this dress is doing for her but she’s wrong! 😑 It’s, yet another, fashion fail!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 339d
I’m surprised she didn’t demand to wear pink. I’m curious to know how the color coordination happened? Like why is Becci in a random color? Her mumu dress was also awful.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 339d
It’s almost like the 3 in the yellow bridesmaidy dresses are protesting The Artist’s decision not to have attendants and did their best to draw attention to themselves
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 339d
Completely unplanned according to Big Bird. There is zero chance her and Bailey didn’t have conversations about what they were wearing.
Jojothesemiinvincible@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 339d
Honestly, I kind of believe it. Butter yellow was the trendy colour this summer so they all thought they would be the most fashionable for the wedding. Now bird probably knew that the theme was lemons so she wanted to cosplay as a bridesmaid by wearing yellow
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 338d
This! She decided she was going to match the wedding. 3 of them, main character. I’d be annoyed at my friends for doing that after I said I didn’t want bridesmaids and three of them show up in the color of your wedding.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 339d
Definitely. There was 100% a planned theme
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 339d
She’s her own “worst dressed list”, she could fill a whole book
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 338d
🤣
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 339d
Is that a hernia in the upper photo?
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 339d
I think it is or a colostomy bag
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 339d
Lmfao. Either or....
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 340d
Well if that’s not every brides dream …. A LABUBU BOUQUET and of course the credit goes to birdshit
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 340d
The... eyebrows....
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 340d
The pic is from the bridal shower - isn’t it? I can never forget the pearl monstrosity!
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 339d
Time isn’t being kind to this man!
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 339d
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 339d
The cling on always having to make sure everything is picture perfect. How is her face the only one that looks different?
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 339d
Dear god, my 88 year grandfather looks better than him 😳
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 339d
Birds filters can’t even save this man. Woof. His hair is a trainwreck.
Love how she’s trying to hide her face lol
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 339d
That’s what happens when you sit around all day playing video games and smoking
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 340d
Crooked Finger Trauma 💅
Glowpop@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 340d
So embarrassing. Just making a mountain out of an ant hill. She has so much to say about absolutely nothing.
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 340d
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 340d
Thank you for this!
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 339d
I missed this lmao
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 340d
It would never be from having your phone in your hand every second of the day…it’s the pencils….
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 339d
Unreal 💀
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 339d
Away all last week, away since Friday and now going away again. Truly a terrible mother, she is failing her daughter and she doesn’t give a fuck. Shane is whipped by this woman to let this happen, even though I’m sure he loves when she’s gone, it’s just ridiculous though.
Her priorities are not right at all. What could she possibly be going to do now.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 339d
She is insufferable!!!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 337d
And here I thought big bucket list Japan and she looks likes she is back in California? 😆
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 337d
Guys. She's already been to Japan......in Epcot..........
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 337d
Lmao just coming here to say the same 😂
We gave her too much credit thinking she’d be going somewhere as cool as Paris or Tokyo.
Of course she’s back to giving to the American economy, duh.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 337d
Way too much 💀 This stunted twat is giddy over shovel shaped spoons and 3 different shapes of muffins. I actually can’t 😂 What an absolute dream!
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 337d
And now she’s crying over doors??? She is pathetic. Wow what a bucket list! Man she really is stunted lol.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 337d
Hey Bird, those doors are for kids...who mothers spend time with, but you wouldn't know about that
Glowpop@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 336d
This is so embarrassing!!!! I wouldn’t send this to my bff let alone share it to my “influencer-level” social media following!
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 336d
Is this trip to push Zootopia 2? Also, Disney doesn't need useless influencers to be successful, it's such a waste of resources.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 337d
Where is she and what is she doing
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 337d
In California at the Disney Animation building acting like toddler.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 337d
This. This is what she chose over her children. I’ve never seen a more self centred twat on the internet.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 337d
There is no way she would be going to Japan without an epic lead up!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 337d
I feel like she has been trying extra hard with this secretive shit lately.
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 336d
Oldest influencer tactic - act like you’re doing super exclusive and special.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 337d
I wonder if she’s meeting up with her girlfriend while she’s in Cali.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 336d
For a Quickie? 😬
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 336d
😉
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 336d
bahhaa
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 340d
This chick has as many different voices as she does faces ffs. Also cool update that no one asked for. Complete knob!
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 340d
My same finger looks exactly like hers and I didn’t hold my pencil like that. She needs to just shut up already
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 339d
By bird 💩logic then everyone who holds a pencil would have a crooked finger. She’s trying to be quirky & like the artist who also holds her pencil this way. These woman try so hard all of the time. They must be exhausted!
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 336d
I highly doubt she asked any of the ‘nitty, gritty’ questions. I’m going to guess she didn’t prepare and asked the most inane questions the person has ever heard asked by an adult.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 336d
Literally the most punchable face and I am not a violent person lol
She sucks at interviews, she probably only asked stupid irrelevant questions and knowing her tried to make a pitch to have a character animated after her and her stretch marks.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 336d
🤣 Big eyes, glitter stretch marks, huge ears, snaggleteeth and straw like hair with rotating voice changes.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 336d
We all know she didn’t interview anyone! She asked one question and then started talking about herself and her Disney love and gushed all over them until they felt they had to leave work and shower to wipe the bs off themself!
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 336d
She probably didn’t shut up the whole time. Look at me! I’m an animator now! Not everyone is there for no reason at all. STFU!
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 336d
What credentials does she have? So weird
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 336d
None, she gets everything handed to her.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 336d
Absolutely none!
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 334d
Just gonna leave this here
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 334d
Here’s a candid that I’m sure she did not want to take.
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 334d
From a 2 to a 12 in a flash!
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 334d
🐦 only shared this on her stories bc she was tagged by fraicheliving along with :
sammythomp
nicolepommehair
megangieber
fallonfarinacci
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 334d
Hunched and hiding.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 333d
There’s the profile money shot!
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 334d
Just in case anyone hadn’t seen enough of the nipples today she decided on one last shot for her ‘special’ audience. I am sure this is her kink - she’s an exhibitionist
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 334d
😆hot mess express
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 336d
They must be hella impressed at Disney by her Dumbo ears. I’m amazed by the absence of eye lids.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 336d
Is she trying to ease into her real face?
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 336d
She is 100% doing less filters to trick people when they see her Traitors face - she’s been doing this for years. The fact that she’s strategic about it says a lot about her…she’s a little evil!
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 336d
: )Exactly... but you are being too kind. Sarah Nicole Landry isn't a little evil, she's a lot EVIL! She's selfish and jealous of everyone; she's full of hate towards anyone who makes her feel less (this is pretty much anyone). She will always be the angry, fugly girl from high school. No amount of filters or filler can fix her evil, insecure heart.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 336d
She's ALWAYS been a mean girl. And when spoiled little brat didn't get her way or somebody stood up to her, she would go cry to mommy dearest and mean girl mommy would step in and bully the child S complained about
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 335d
But her face swells. 😂
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 335d
That car crying moment talking about how her face swells was a real moment in time. Her lips swell during pregnancy and never deflate and her face gets swollen so we can’t see the snatched jaw that people compliment. That should have told people all they need to know about her. How she looks is the only thing that’s important to her - more important than her FOUR children, her husband, parents, family, friends and pets. She’s as deep as the puddle at the end of your driveway.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 336d
God she annoys me so much
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 336d
Does she have hooded eyes or huge doe eyes? 👀
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 336d
It’s a real mystery!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 340d
Apparently lifestyles of the rich and famous skipped out on Avery’s wedding with her mentor 🤯 how can she choose?
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 336d
Discount on the Pepto Palace because Sept/Oct bookings remain open.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 335d
Only 19 reviews lol
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 335d
Only 19 reviews but she was so moved while leaving through the guest book during the party weekend! I can’t believe they are charging such inflated prices for a place where you have to bring your own water to drink and can’t swim in the lake.
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 335d
You can take a tropical vacation for the same price, anyone paying even the "discount" price is not very bright.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 339d
2.5m followers
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 339d
34 comments. 24 shares. 2.5 million followers. 👀
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 339d
And it’s a trending audio too. The filter on this one makes her look like an idiot.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 339d
The elongated head is 😂
cookiefleck@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 339d
Imagine seeing this person in real life. Head like Bert! When in non-filtered actuality, it’s much more Ernie.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 339d
Lmao
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 338d
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 338d
What’s going on at the collar bone?
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 336d
She just is so giddy with excitement! 🤮
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 336d
Her dad so quick to comment. He sounds like a tool.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 336d
Do you remember him fighting with people on the BT post? It was really strange
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 336d
Either I’m blind or he has deleted his comment! I guess he is a regular reader here.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 336d
Remember when he made a creepy comment about her in her Kn*x underpants..........? They're all offside
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 336d
This I remember 😵💫
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 336d
No I missed all that!
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 336d
This is giving Flowers in the Attic vibes.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 335d
I don't think she's going to get away with it this time.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 335d
I don’t think so either and she’s got herself in some kind of manic state. She comments on every Traitors post like a person who just got an IG account. She is embarrassing herself but is totally lacking in any kind of self-awareness
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 335d
And she's been losing followers since Aug. More so since the traitors announcement.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 335d
Lol.... The eyes.
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 335d
‘Ebbs and flows’ aka BULLSHIT
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 338d
Did she really need to go to Disney? She isn't even Being paid to go... Or is she?
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 338d
I really have to wonder if she went to Japan.
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 337d
I bet it's Paris, based off those emojis.
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 337d
It’s just so gross to think she’s flaunting these trips and banking all these experiences while never caring or thinking of her families experiences. She’s the epitome of living selfishly.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 337d
I guessed Japan only because of her travel buddy’s post and the fact that she has already to Paris
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 337d
Omg that would be wild, crashing her bestie's honeymoon. lol always needing that attention huh?
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 337d
The reel with the traveling companion’s post is gone from her carousel. I guess she leaked too many hints.
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 337d
She's probably not even allowed to post anything until Queen B allows her too and approves it.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 337d
I thought the same thing 😆
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 337d
Who is this person?
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 337d
I forgot her name, because she has literally never mentioned her before. But she seems to be a young, child free,, travel creator.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 337d
aly_sf is her SN
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 334d
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 334d
Her leg is skinnier than her arm lol
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 334d
Another shine influencer & maybe birds her inspiration but this isn’t Sarah. 😉
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 334d
I was gonna say.. the shoes are too cute to be hers lol
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 334d
😂
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 334d
OMG! You’re right - it isn’t her but came from the same factory! I’ll delete it