Golden Ruletriever

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25 Comments

TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 341d (2 replies)

Im not on hinge, and have never thought of myself as a golden retriever or any other kind of dog..

But if a girl says to me "bark for me, dog" you bet your ass i'm woofin' up a storm

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 341d (1 reply)

bark for me, dawg

cannon fire

TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 341d

Woof woof! wags tail

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 341d (12 replies)

See the issue is that's considered a big strong masculine dog, so chuds self-identify with the strength part. if you're looking for puppyboys, you're looking for guys who self describe as like a corgi or a terrier.

MohamedMoney@feddit.org · 46 pts · 341d (4 replies)

Golden Retrievers are seen as big, strong and masculine?

ExistingConsumingSpace@midwest.social · 28 pts · 341d

They aren't. They're considered to be affable goofballs, like Mr. Peanutbutter.

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 341d (1 reply)

Look I don't wanna spend too long breaking this down but there's a reason Air Bud is a Golden Retriever and not a cute lil Dachshund.

MohamedMoney@feddit.org · 13 pts · 341d

Because he smiles a lot and looks cute in a jersey?

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 341d

big? well they're not small, i'll give this part a pass
strong? on account of not being small they're also not weak, but on the scale of dogs no they're not strong
masculine? yes, the good kind

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 341d (3 replies)

Chihuahua bois trembling in the corner

Xoriff@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 341d (1 reply)

No way. If I've ever seen a "hold me back bro. I'm serious bro" dog breed, it'd be the chihuahia

edit: oh. I guess under the right circumstances those could be the same

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 341d

That's the fun part of chihuahuas. They're both, like almost at the exact same time.

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 341d

I cannot explain this further, but I am certain that boys who identify with chihuahuas are brats.

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 13 pts · 340d

Doubt (X)

Golden Retrievers aren't seen as big strong masculine dogs. Typically that would be dogs like German Shepherds, Rottweilers, Doberman Pinscher, etc. Golden Retrievers are seen more as a himbo type dog, for lack of a better term.

Whether people's self identification with dog breeds matches what they should be picking based on dog breed stereotypes is a different discussion. But yeah, I don't think people view Goldens as BIG, STRONG, MASCULINE dogs at all.

magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 341d

Mines a possum <3

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 340d
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Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 341d (1 reply)

Speak for yourself... woof.

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 340d
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swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 341d (1 reply)

I've been called a golden retriever, and I'd absolutely bark!

darksiderbun@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 341d

Good bean!

ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 341d

Unfortunate...

kadup@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 340d

If I'm not going to be treated as a pet slave, what's even the point?

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 340d (2 replies)

Women who compare ourselves to golden retrievers absolutely do

tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 340d (1 reply)

i love having my girlfriends tell me to bark for them

Unlix86@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 339d

Woof c:

tekeous@beehaw.org · 6 pts · 341d

I’d bark anyway but I would not be considered a golden retriever I’m far too unstable for that

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 2 pts · 340d

I do!