So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. […] For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown. […]
And to you, Mr. Kirk: May the rash come swiftly.
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk Rule
https://www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some-etsy-witches-to-curse-charlie-kirk
17 Comments
b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 65 pts · 344d
I was reading some “conservative” Christian saying how if he survives it proves that God intervened and it would be a true miracle.
Well, he didn’t. So I guess God isn’t real, but maybe witches are?
Envy@fedia.io · 37 pts · 343d
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 343d
There's also the possibility God wanted him to die. Shout out to big G in that case.
robocall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 343d
I call him Sky Daddy
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 343d
As long as he continues dropping fascists I'll call him whatever he wants. Or she. Or it.
Forester@pawb.social · 1 pts · 343d
God is agender. So was Adam till god split him into two sexes
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 343d
Nah I choose to believe Adam had a dick and stuck it in every animal god presented to him as a potential mate.
Forester@pawb.social · 1 pts · 343d
You can believe whatever you want to believe. I was just pointing out canonically God is they them
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 343d
There is no more controversial word in all of Christianity 🤣
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 46 pts · 343d
Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 344d
Something something, the real magic was the... firearm-some-person-bought along the way...?
megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 343d
“I CURSE YOU WITH BULLET WOUND!”
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 343d
USA once again fixing their conservative problem with their gun violence problem.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 343d
AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 343d
Plot twist: the assasin was one of the Etsy witches
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 343d
Wow. Hands-on manifesting. That’s some commitment to the magical arts.
I’ve often heard of 30-06 spoken of with the same sort of reverence given to mythical numerology. Given the age of the rifle, it probably had a wooden stock. Very connected to nature. And a bolt action, too — each bullet sent one at a time, with an intention imparted upon it by the practiced motion of human hands, rather than through some trickery of gas pressures, physics, and precision milling.
A real artisan of the craft. There’s powerful magic in symbolism and ritual actions.
This is now cannon.
python@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 343d
It was the one with the "Shit your pants" spell
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 343d
Did they hire the witches from Macbeth or something?? 😭