A national tragedy

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JESUS CHRIST, TURN ON THE ORB. TURN ON THE ORB. ANY CHANNEL. THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES.

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Zaraxis the blue @sorceryN...
Breaking -
A second dragon has hit the Dual Spires.
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elmyra-is-tired
you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights

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THEY HIT THE FUCKING HEXAGON

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15 Comments

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 360d (1 reply)

Not the Hexagon! They're the Bestagon!

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 360d

I would have gone with "The Pentagram"

psycotica0@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 360d (3 replies)

I know this is just a me thing... but I think there's a lotta "me"s on here. I wish they'd used "JESUS CHRIST, GAZE INTO YOUR ORB" or something instead. The idea of "turning on" an orb just really rubs me in a bad way.

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 360d

Leaving your orb on all the time is a good way to get scryed on.

kurwa@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 360d

Very unwizardly.

Ghis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 360d

If only they could levitate 😔

TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 360d (8 replies)

Gandalf did it!

lime@feddit.nu · 11 pts · 360d (7 replies)

they're going to let him go because he's white

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 360d (6 replies)

While true, he did transition.

Someone tell me how to feel about this.

SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 360d (4 replies)

Output:

He did transition
He did transition
He did transition
He did transition
He did transition
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MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 360d (3 replies)

Racing thoughts? Aye, I think I can manage that.

SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 359d (2 replies)

It's kinda programmer-ish joke about interpreting

While true

As a function, and text after coma as its body block to output. Sorry, I thpught it's funny

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 359d (1 reply)

I also thought it was funny.

SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 359d

I guess then I just didn't understand yours :)

lime@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 360d

is this an mj joke