Antimagic collars for all spell casters, for your safety. You can still cast spells must must verify your ID and choose from a list of approved magics.
Nonsense. Rasputin is long time dead and is only considered alive because he was resurrected as a zombie by Kirill, the head of the Russian Orthodox church. Putin can be kept alive only by sacrificing the US politicians like John McCain
OK so, in Wicca at least (not sure about other traditions) there's this thing called the Rule of Three: everything you send out will come back three times as hard, including with Magic.
So, I wonder how the rule of three will deal with this?
Nah, they're gonna be more like the "Anthony Adams Rubbing Hands Together From Behind a Tree" meme when they realize how much they can jack up their prices on Etsy now.
A curse is what happened to Bill O'Reilly, to Tucker Carlson, to Glen Beck. Either there's a scandal reckoning, or the guy believes his own rhetoric a little too much and says something kooky or too far out the Overton window, or draws the stupidest chalkboard diagram and someone in FOX notices his average viewership is 72 years old, and retires his show.
They take a serious demotion in popularity and a pay cut and all but retire. That's how witch's curses work when they do.
However Kirk did suffer one of Charles Dickens' many curses. ( ...Charlie Dickens -- Charlie Kirk -- coincidence?) In A Christmas Carol the chapter on the visitation of the Ghost of Christmases Yet To Come. Wealthy people who have not empathy with nor sympathy for the rest of us folk eventually die and then are not grieved when they're gone (except by those who have to gain by presenting a sad face). Kirk wasn't one of the moguls, but he spread their rhetoric and was one of their ruthless minions.
There's a part of me that knows, if the fbi or other goons draw up a search warrant (well, I guess subpoena since it's bank record) for that transaction, we will be hearing about some poor folks getting harassed for 'cursing' kirk.
54 Comments
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 114 pts · 342d
I hope the witches encrypted their spells so they can't be traced.
four@lemmy.zip · 62 pts · 342d
Next week in EU: "We're proposing a new bill, called 'SpellControl', for the safety of our people"
Sabata11792@ani.social · 15 pts · 342d
Antimagic collars for all spell casters, for your safety. You can still cast spells must must verify your ID and choose from a list of approved magics.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 342d
Good luck, they're behind seven pentagrams.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 28 pts · 342d
Virtual Pentagram Network.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 89 pts · 342d
Please do Putin please do Putin
hOrni@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 342d
But how will Trump know what to do without Putin's orders? Better take him out also.
Una@europe.pub · 28 pts · 342d
And Trump and JD Vance :3
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 342d
Слушай, ну Трамп это помощнее фигура. Я думаю что его ауру окутывают несколько слоев магической защиты +9
Una@europe.pub · 10 pts · 342d
Причај српски да те цијели свијет разумије :3 Трумп и Путин си могу попушит курац :3
Trump x Putin YAOI hentai?
Or Andrej Plenković x Zoran Milanović YAOI hentai??
Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 342d
Hmmm, yes, interesting. Regardless of what was said in the rest of the post, I agree with the part I understood.
Una@europe.pub · 6 pts · 342d
In cyrillic it basically says "Speak serbian so that whole world understands you :3 Trump and Putin can suck each other dick :3"
notabot@piefed.social · 5 pts · 342d
Brain bleach stat! Please. What a horrific mental image.
Una@europe.pub · 3 pts · 342d
Wait till you see Trump x Kim Jong Un YAOI
notabot@piefed.social · 2 pts · 342d
Why would you do that to me??!? I was having a perfectly nice day and then I get two awful images put in my head in the course of five minutes.
Do not suggest making it a three-way between them, that image would be even worse.
Una@europe.pub · 0 pts · 342d
Sorry mrrrreow meow. Reject humanity, embrace mrrrreow meow :3
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 342d
Come fucking on. That is the most annoying thing I ever hear, why did you have to say it? I refuse.
Una@europe.pub · 3 pts · 342d
mrrrreow meow :3
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 341d
Don' t shame kinks. Charlie Kink
MotoAsh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 340d
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 340d
If only you understood what they said.
levzzz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 341d
+34
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 340d
vance is just THiel's 'familiar' pet
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 340d
putin is kept alive by a rasputin necromancer, who help ressurected lich mcconnel too..
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 340d
Nonsense. Rasputin is long time dead and is only considered alive because he was resurrected as a zombie by Kirill, the head of the Russian Orthodox church. Putin can be kept alive only by sacrificing the US politicians like John McCain
Naz@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 341d
Yeah but that's like $15 in Etsy credit
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 342d
OK so, in Wicca at least (not sure about other traditions) there's this thing called the Rule of Three: everything you send out will come back three times as hard, including with Magic.
So, I wonder how the rule of three will deal with this?
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 342d
Three Nazis will be removed from their lives as well.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 341d
Wait it's like buy one get 3 free? What a bargain.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 340d
No, I think it is more a monkeys paw sort of thing.
Pringles@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 342d
Charlie Kirk, Steve Bannon, Donald Trump. Go wicca witches, do your thing!
Edit: I will also accept Tucker Carlson and Nigel Farage
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 342d
I would say something but I'm worried it will lead me to getting partyvanned
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 340d
maybe it was fuentes that casted the hex, since the shooter was groyper and fuentes is thier ringleader. fuentes doesnt like kirk.
Geodad@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 342d
missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 342d
rule of three is broader than Wicca though. something like it is common in a lot of pagan beliefs.
Geodad@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 342d
techfox@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 341d
Don't mind me, just going to become Wiccan so I can send someone an orgasm...
nickiwest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 341d
I have to assume that any witch selling curses on Etsy doesn't believe in the Rule of Three.
I wonder how many really identify as witches and actually cast the spells people pay them for.
gbzm@piefed.social · 18 pts · 342d
Maybe one of them performed their spell over the dark web, with bitcoin as sacrifice.
selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 342d
What's sad is because the current "administration" is so fucking stupid, they'll probably try to arrest these Etsy 'witches"...
EldenLord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 341d
"Back to the dark age" is not just a saying. The current Us Admin would abslolutely bring witch hunts back if it fueled their hate preachings.
CPMSP@midwest.social · 16 pts · 342d
... Did they do Trump too? He's looking a little...stroke-ish.
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 342d
Nah, they're gonna be more like the "Anthony Adams Rubbing Hands Together From Behind a Tree" meme when they realize how much they can jack up their prices on Etsy now.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 341d
Anybody got the email address of those Etsy Witches? I got a gig for them.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 341d
The thing is, this isn't a curse.
A curse is what happened to Bill O'Reilly, to Tucker Carlson, to Glen Beck. Either there's a scandal reckoning, or the guy believes his own rhetoric a little too much and says something kooky or too far out the Overton window, or draws the stupidest chalkboard diagram and someone in FOX notices his average viewership is 72 years old, and retires his show.
They take a serious demotion in popularity and a pay cut and all but retire. That's how witch's curses work when they do.
However Kirk did suffer one of Charles Dickens' many curses. ( ...Charlie Dickens -- Charlie Kirk -- coincidence?) In A Christmas Carol the chapter on the visitation of the Ghost of Christmases Yet To Come. Wealthy people who have not empathy with nor sympathy for the rest of us folk eventually die and then are not grieved when they're gone (except by those who have to gain by presenting a sad face). Kirk wasn't one of the moguls, but he spread their rhetoric and was one of their ruthless minions.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 342d
The same 7 people who are impressed by this vsauce video
Una@europe.pub · 8 pts · 342d
Hey vsauce, Michael here or am I, who am I? Who are you? Why am I still here?
toeblast96@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 342d
when will God end my suffering?
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 342d
There's a part of me that knows, if the fbi or other goons draw up a search warrant (well, I guess subpoena since it's bank record) for that transaction, we will be hearing about some poor folks getting harassed for 'cursing' kirk.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 340d
witches to do make uses of effective hexes and curses.