Dark Brandon is Coming

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pornhubfan@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Biden Putin lemon party

RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Jesus Fucking Christ.

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On second thought, so long as the lemon is a live HE grenade and is going up Putin's ass, I say, "Git 'er done, CIA!"

Hank@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Putin trembling from parkinson's and fear while Biden stumbles behind him, sensually sniffing his swollen neck.

Godric@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Honestly, a gay romance series between Putin and Biden a la Interview With A Vampire would either be the most subversive media of the decade, or be utter dogshit

theodewere@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

remember how big and important Putin seemed around about 2018.. now that boy can't find a hole deep enough in his own country.. and a whole long list of his close friends there are dead only very recently.. and his entire armed forces is fucked..

wonder if maybe Joe had a primary mission when he took office

Godric@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Frankly I think Putin bought his own propaganda underestimating Joe as a senile old man because he's not at 100%. And see how that has worked out, NATO stronger and more united than ever since the Cold War.

theodewere@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

China is next.. and the NATO countries have stepped up, and Emperor Xi sees that shit..

Prager_U@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Grab him by the bussy

UnlimitedRumination@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What word starts with "bussy"?

addie@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 2y

Only the word 'bussy' itself. Either someone can't spell, or someone's edited that picture.

http://wiki.puzzlers.org/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=solving:wordlists:dictionary_search

InLikeClint@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

No bussy is safe around Dark Brandon.

rudeboy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Because it's not a lemon party without old dick.