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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 357d (7 replies)

That reminds me, some vanilla I harvested this week:

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 357d

Beans

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 357d (4 replies)

ooo. i've never tried fresh vanilla. i might buy one of those for too much money. they hard to grow?

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 357d (3 replies)

So you don't really use "fresh" vanilla. It's actually quite nasty in terms of it's sap, which results in a very painful rash.

It takes about 9 months from pollination to maturity. These pods I polimated in January or maybe even December last year. After about 9 months in the vine, they need to cure. So that means blanching the beans, then a several month slow dehydration to their final state. They do smell faintly of vanilla and I do sell vanilla, but these won't be ready for months. Once curred they're basically shelf stable for years and years.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 357d (2 replies)

I've got three beans in a small jar of local vodka a friend gave me a few holidays ago but i might hit you up when those run out

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 357d (1 reply)

Feel free to. The vines take ~5 years to get to full production and most of my vines are ~3-4 years old. The beans here are from my one patch of vines that is 4+ years old. I expect to have a fairly significant harvest next season (maybe a few hundred), and then a quite substantial (as in, several thousand beans) moving forwards from there. I've got around 150 vines coming online that should be entering their more productive phase next year.

There are some gardening and farming subs I post updates to and I was planning on posting a harvest update today/ tomorrow.

[note: I can't send you my "finished" vanilla, because export restrictions on alcohol, although I could probably get away with it. But I can send you beans and instructions]

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 357d

a few thousand beans? dude i might hit you up to go into ice cream business or something

toeblast96@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 357d

yum :D

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 357d (1 reply)

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 357d

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 357d (7 replies)

Amog Us
Perry Platypus
ERR PTRN RECOG FAILED (WTC maybe?)
Saddam

Loss

Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 357d

I see lower left as the twin towers

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 357d (3 replies)

Lower right LEFT is 24 years and 2 days ago

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 357d (1 reply)

You mean lower left? Lower right was more like roughly 22 years ago on Dec 13 2003.

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 357d

Yes sorry lol

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 357d

so any ways I started blasting

ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 357d

Saddam also gives the Bong Toilet pattern

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 5 pts · 357d

Nokia Phone?

Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de · 32 pts · 357d

Dont even ask
Yes it is

Winter_Oven@piefed.social · 14 pts · 357d

Now this will kill a medieval peasant.

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 357d (1 reply)

Is this loss?

FiddlersViridian@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 357d

πŸŒŽπŸ‘©β€πŸš€πŸ”«πŸ‘©β€πŸš€

ThunderLegend@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 357d (1 reply)

I can only recognize 4. I failed..

elvith@feddit.org · 19 pts · 357d

At first, I was at loss, too. But on a second glance…

baatliwala@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 357d (3 replies)

Wait what is bottom left actually supposed to be

antimidas@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 357d

I'd assume it's WTC

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 357d (1 reply)

World trade center, but I'm at a loss as to what the top right one is.

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 357d

Just a regular platypus.

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?

three@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 357d

I can taste this meme in the seat of my pants.

ddplf@szmer.info · 7 pts · 357d

I can't seem to recall any pattern recognities memes about Perry the Platypus and WTC

Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 357d

That's really good. If I had a snack I'd share it with you

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 357d
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