So you don't really use "fresh" vanilla. It's actually quite nasty in terms of it's sap, which results in a very painful rash.
It takes about 9 months from pollination to maturity. These pods I polimated in January or maybe even December last year. After about 9 months in the vine, they need to cure. So that means blanching the beans, then a several month slow dehydration to their final state. They do smell faintly of vanilla and I do sell vanilla, but these won't be ready for months. Once curred they're basically shelf stable for years and years.
Feel free to. The vines take ~5 years to get to full production and most of my vines are ~3-4 years old. The beans here are from my one patch of vines that is 4+ years old. I expect to have a fairly significant harvest next season (maybe a few hundred), and then a quite substantial (as in, several thousand beans) moving forwards from there. I've got around 150 vines coming online that should be entering their more productive phase next year.
There are some gardening and farming subs I post updates to and I was planning on posting a harvest update today/ tomorrow.
[note: I can't send you my "finished" vanilla, because export restrictions on alcohol, although I could probably get away with it. But I can send you beans and instructions]
31 Comments
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 357d
That reminds me, some vanilla I harvested this week:
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 357d
Beans
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 357d
ooo. i've never tried fresh vanilla. i might buy one of those for too much money. they hard to grow?
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 357d
So you don't really use "fresh" vanilla. It's actually quite nasty in terms of it's sap, which results in a very painful rash.
It takes about 9 months from pollination to maturity. These pods I polimated in January or maybe even December last year. After about 9 months in the vine, they need to cure. So that means blanching the beans, then a several month slow dehydration to their final state. They do smell faintly of vanilla and I do sell vanilla, but these won't be ready for months. Once curred they're basically shelf stable for years and years.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 357d
I've got three beans in a small jar of local vodka a friend gave me a few holidays ago but i might hit you up when those run out
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 357d
Feel free to. The vines take ~5 years to get to full production and most of my vines are ~3-4 years old. The beans here are from my one patch of vines that is 4+ years old. I expect to have a fairly significant harvest next season (maybe a few hundred), and then a quite substantial (as in, several thousand beans) moving forwards from there. I've got around 150 vines coming online that should be entering their more productive phase next year.
There are some gardening and farming subs I post updates to and I was planning on posting a harvest update today/ tomorrow.
[note: I can't send you my "finished" vanilla, because export restrictions on alcohol, although I could probably get away with it. But I can send you beans and instructions]
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 357d
a few thousand beans? dude i might hit you up to go into ice cream business or something
toeblast96@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 357d
yum :D
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 357d
AtariDump@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 357d
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 357d
Amog Us
Perry Platypus
ERR PTRN RECOG FAILED (WTC maybe?)
Saddam
Loss
Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 357d
I see lower left as the twin towers
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 357d
Lower
rightLEFT is 24 years and 2 days agoSnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 357d
You mean lower left? Lower right was more like roughly 22 years ago on Dec 13 2003.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 357d
Yes sorry lol
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 357d
so any ways I started blasting
ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 357d
Saddam also gives the Bong Toilet pattern
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 5 pts · 357d
Nokia Phone?
Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de · 32 pts · 357d
Dont even ask
Yes it is
Winter_Oven@piefed.social · 14 pts · 357d
Now this will kill a medieval peasant.
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 357d
Is this loss?
FiddlersViridian@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 357d
ππ©βππ«π©βπ
ThunderLegend@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 357d
I can only recognize 4. I failed..
elvith@feddit.org · 19 pts · 357d
At first, I was at loss, too. But on a second glanceβ¦
baatliwala@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 357d
Wait what is bottom left actually supposed to be
antimidas@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 357d
I'd assume it's WTC
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 357d
World trade center, but I'm at a loss as to what the top right one is.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 357d
Just a regular platypus.
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?
three@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 357d
I can taste this meme in the seat of my pants.
ddplf@szmer.info · 7 pts · 357d
I can't seem to recall any pattern recognities memes about Perry the Platypus and WTC
Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 357d
That's really good. If I had a snack I'd share it with you
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 357d