The Champion they need

Probably needed a second mortgage for that many stadium beers.

That looks like roughly 16 glasses. If they were conservatively 10 oz each, that's 1.25 gallons of beer. If that was Coors Light at 4.2% ABV, then one person would have consumed 6.72 oz of pure ethanol. Which is a little more than half a can of soda in volume. They be peeing

Guessing him and his buddy in the picture tag teamed that pile

This is just Billy Joel from an alternate universe, where he was born in Chicago instead of New Jersey

Pat McAfee has let himself go