Modern Bible - Google Bard

I asked Google Bard to rewrite the first five verses of the Bible using modern language and slang.

In the beginning, the chill was real. The whole universe was a giant ball of fire, And that was totally lit.

Then God was like, "Yo, this is whack." So he made a bunch of stuff, Like stars and planets and galaxies.

And then he was like, "This is tight." So he made Earth, And he put some plants and animals on it.

And then he was like, "This is lit AF." So he made humans, And he told them to chill out and enjoy the planet.

And that's how the world was created, According to the Bible. Peace out.

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This reads like a youth pastor’s first attempt breaking through to the youth

beatle@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Strong hello fellow kids vibe.

Check out the gen z one, it's worse lol

That's actually so cool, I don't think I've ever heard of Google Bard. I'll check it out later.

using modern language and slang

Well if by modern it meant 2006 - 2008 then maybe that would be considered modern hahaha.

https://lemmy.world/post/364192 Here updated it with Gen Z slang

I'd read the whole thing if it was written like this.