Admit it

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Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 45 pts · 347d (3 replies)

"forward not working? Try reverse!".

And sometimes, when you need to rock back and forth to get going, "modulate the beam!"

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 347d (2 replies)

We can't find reverse!

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 347d (1 reply)

It flies like a truck!

doomcanoe@piefed.social · 10 pts · 347d
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quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 347d (1 reply)

Is it like rolling a bit the batteries of the TV remote when it starts to fail?

the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 347d

Woah, english please! I can't understand all this techno jargon.

Steve@startrek.website · 25 pts · 347d (2 replies)

Shut up and eject the warp core!

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 347d (1 reply)

negativenull@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 347d

He has been good this month...

doomcanoe@piefed.social · 24 pts · 347d (1 reply)
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homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 347d

These go to 11.

Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 347d (2 replies)

You reverse the polarity, just briefly, to blow all of the space dust out of the filters and improve your airflow to get you running in a pinch. You might have to do it more than once, and you definitely have to do a proper space dust filter change at the next starbase, but in an emergency, this should get you up and running.

redhorsejacket@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 347d

Soo, reversing the polarity is the Starfleet version of blowing into the N64 cartridge?

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 347d

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 347d

crawls back into the Jeffries tube

teft@piefed.social · 11 pts · 347d

He means you other guys. Not me. I know why we reverse the polarity. I just don't want to tell you because it's been classified above the Omega Directive.

Morose@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 347d (2 replies)

Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow

sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 347d

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 347d

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 347d (3 replies)

How else can you attract polar bear engineers

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 347d (2 replies)

Is this a crossover from Narnia?

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 347d

sad His Dark Materials noises

jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 347d

I would have assumed Lost.

sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 347d

But what about the tachyon pulse!!

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 347d

Unplugs the cord, rotates it, plugs it back in.

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 6 pts · 347d

There are 4 people! /s

jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 347d

I keep my polarity in a superposition.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 347d

its reverse the polarity, or inverse whatever beam weapon they ar using.

bstix@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 347d (6 replies)

I think it's Picard who doesn't know.

It's such a standard procedure that there's no need for the commanding officer to know the details.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 347d (5 replies)

He wasn't always a commanding officer. Did they not reverse the polarity when he was younger?

usernamefactory@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 347d (4 replies)

Things were different back then. They didn’t discover reversing the polarity until the mid 24th century. Before that as long as you kept your dilithium crystallized and your deflector shields up everyone was happy.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 347d (3 replies)

Then why did Spock say "Ready to reverse polarity, Mr. Sulu?" in the episode "Who Mourns for Adonais?"

usernamefactory@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 347d (2 replies)

Oh, well, you know Vulcans. Always ahead of the curve.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 347d

Good save

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 347d

He had a gut feeling it was the right move.

hopesdead@startrek.website · 2 pts · 347d

During Red Alert, the walking attraction for Universal Studios: Fan Fest Nights, the warp core brings to have issues. You see plasma exhaust and the two crewmen in Engineering yell “reverse the polarity”.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 347d
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