Years upon years ago, I was working as a laborer, and my GF at the time learned that I loved little kids' snacks, fruit snacks and gummies and things like that. She started packing for me little packets of treats in my lunch, which I enjoyed.
One time I made the mistake of offering one to one of my burly Romanian coworkers. I didn't want to be rude and bust out snacks without sharing them. "Want some lucky duckies?" I said, and offered him the little packet of cheese crackers shaped like ducks. He looked at it, confused, and asked, "What is this?" I explained. He looked back at it with pure contempt and said, "No. I do not want this."
His loss man, lucky duckies are fucking delicious.
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PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au · 38 pts · 342d
Years upon years ago, I was working as a laborer, and my GF at the time learned that I loved little kids' snacks, fruit snacks and gummies and things like that. She started packing for me little packets of treats in my lunch, which I enjoyed.
One time I made the mistake of offering one to one of my burly Romanian coworkers. I didn't want to be rude and bust out snacks without sharing them. "Want some lucky duckies?" I said, and offered him the little packet of cheese crackers shaped like ducks. He looked at it, confused, and asked, "What is this?" I explained. He looked back at it with pure contempt and said, "No. I do not want this."
His loss man, lucky duckies are fucking delicious.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 343d
And waste the rest of the bread? I wouldn't marry someone like that.
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 342d
I'm assuming she'll snack on that.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 342d
:D You assumed that the OOP is female.
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 342d
Haha i was thinking of myself. Any girlfriend I have is the kind to snack on offcuts
GnerphBaht@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 342d
Off cuts are the best part of being the home cook. One has to "test the food for quality".
Mac@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 342d
hi im interested
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 341d
Brb, gotta buy those and make my girl lunch :D
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 342d
Only one? I see the mold makes two out of a single normal sandwich. Why do I only get one? 🥺
Olmai@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 341d
Would you really want to take one away from someone who would make those beauties for you every day ?
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 342d
No variety? A sandwich every day?
noxypaws@pawb.social · 3 pts · 341d
No decision paralysis and anxiety over what to have for lunch? Sign me up!
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 342d
They tried using the dinosaur shaped cookie cutter leg of lamb but it made a huge mess, and they broke 7 of the cutters