The kids are alright

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21 Comments

Polydextrous@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Woke moralist: wait—you guys are getting paid?

Ghost33313@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I could totally use a third revenue stream for just doing what I already am! Where do we sign?

bela@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
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uservoid1@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Most jobs are shit, do whatever make you happy kids.

What's bother me is why the percent of the top 8 are added to 135.54%? ... maybe some kids are going for Tik-Tok Train Robbers

Steeve@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 2y

You need 1.3554 jobs to make it today in this economy

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)
uservoid1@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Makes sense

Agamemnon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I wonder how many of these could be combined into one job description.

Someonelol@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

Not enough of the survey taker's generation wanted to be mathematicians apparently.

Candelestine@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Aight ... highwayman down at 8th? And three spots below bureaucrat? And crisis actor at 9th? Know how hard it is to break into acting?

Fake.

kool_newt@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
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bilb@lem.monster · 11 pts · 2y

Up yours, woke moralists! We'll see who cancels who!

Neato@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hooray! I'm already a bureaucrat! The fifth most popular job.

Wogi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

You're not a bureaucrat if you're not joyless

Turn in your badge and have your desk empty by 5.

moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
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moistclump@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I’m guessing this is a joke but what context? Also is that a silver hand at the bottom?

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 5 pts · 2y

It's a hand casting a shadow on the projected image.

SolarNialamide@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

The context is it's funny

RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y

“Highwaymen: Train Robber” - more that’s something to strive for.

Anamnesis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Tag yourself. I'm "AirBnB squatter."

SolarNialamide@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I'm holy fool

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

What's today's kid's version of "STAND AND DELIVER!"

Sentinian@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 2y

I'd literally do any of these for money instead of working at the place now. (Or any place other place honestly)