Best anti theft ever

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16 Comments

sundray@lemmus.org · 57 pts · 357d (1 reply)

My dad already has one of those, but it's full of beer... or what used to be beer.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 356d

Am I... am I your dad?

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 357d (1 reply)

I'll buy six just so I can do the Zoidberg wiggle.

blackluster117@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 357d

Get out of here you gelatinous lobster!

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 356d

My culture is not your costume!

RaoulDuke85@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 357d (2 replies)
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bitchkat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 356d (1 reply)
RaoulDuke85@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 356d
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JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 357d (2 replies)

Bet this looks hilarious worn over your ass.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 356d (1 reply)

Manufacturer needs to make a plumber's crack version.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 356d

Fanny pack (US): butt crack

Fanny pack (UK): FUPA

CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 357d

I wasn't aware regular fanny packs were prone to theft

FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 356d (3 replies)

A good way of going for a walk while staving off the love bombers.

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 356d (2 replies)

Dude fuckin real. People tell me "you should get a haircut and trim your beard you would look so much better"

Fuck off when I do people won't stop hitting on me.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 356d (1 reply)

Y'all are getting hit on? 😦

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 356d

You're NOT?!

frankenswine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 357d (1 reply)

order where?

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 357d

Just search the web. Took me 10 sec.