His ass is not an expert on what grows flowers. And to be honest, I think he sells bunk fentanyl as well!
Ralph sold me a lifetime supply of fentanyl
(I don’t do fentanyl so none is a lifetime supply)
A lifetime of fent can also be a very small amount if you od
Teach a man to cook fentanyl, and he'll be high for the rest of his life.
Give a man a very small amount of fentanyl and he'll, ummm, still be high for the rest of his life, I guess.
Good boy ralph
When I met Ralph, he actually gave me enough fentanyl to overdose every day for a century.
(I haven't met Ralph [A false precondition says nothing about the truth of the postcondition])
Why is the dog getting yelled at for licking its paws?
It's the only way I can feel like a man
The paws have fent residue
Have you seen the state of vet bills these days? Youd be yelling too.
Just because you comb your hair, Fezzig, you ain't foolin' me!
Did you mean Fizzgig?
Edit: not sure what to make of the fact that my autocorrect didn't even try to correct me there.
Yeah! Haha!
Ralph roofied my neighbors great dane
14 Comments
TaterTot@piefed.social · 24 pts · 348d
His ass is not an expert on what grows flowers. And to be honest, I think he sells bunk fentanyl as well!
felsiq@piefed.zip · 14 pts · 348d
Ralph sold me a lifetime supply of fentanyl
(I don’t do fentanyl so none is a lifetime supply)
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 347d
A lifetime of fent can also be a very small amount if you od
ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 347d
Teach a man to cook fentanyl, and he'll be high for the rest of his life.
Give a man a very small amount of fentanyl and he'll, ummm, still be high for the rest of his life, I guess.
interdimensional_sharts@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 346d
Good boy ralph
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 346d
When I met Ralph, he actually gave me enough fentanyl to overdose every day for a century.
(I haven't met Ralph [A false precondition says nothing about the truth of the postcondition])
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 347d
Why is the dog getting yelled at for licking its paws?
Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 4 pts · 346d
It's the only way I can feel like a man
camr_on@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 346d
The paws have fent residue
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 346d
Have you seen the state of vet bills these days? Youd be yelling too.
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 348d
Just because you comb your hair, Fezzig, you ain't foolin' me!
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 347d
Did you mean Fizzgig?
Edit: not sure what to make of the fact that my autocorrect didn't even try to correct me there.
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 347d
Yeah! Haha!
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 345d
Ralph roofied my neighbors great dane