Muffin has been put in jail for her crimes

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Muffin has been put in jail for her crimes

@onehundredninetysix

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9 Comments

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 317d

muffin cannot be stopped. muffin will bring the prison industrial complex to its knees

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 317d (1 reply)
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WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 317d

Ain't a jail been made what that can hold down muffin

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 317d (5 replies)

What is muffin?

Shkshkshk@dice.camp · 14 pts · 317d (4 replies)

A liquid

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 317d (3 replies)

Ok, I should have specified. That's on me. What type of rodent/marsupial is Muffin?

Shkshkshk@dice.camp · 13 pts · 317d

@AngryCommieKender
Muffin is a chinchilla, and she's a bit over a year old now. They are native to South America and used to be made into fur coats. It takes about 300 Muffins to make a fur coat, so the wild population was really taking a nosedive before breeders figured out how to breed them.

The biggest roadblock in breeding chinchillas, btw, is that they are such divas that they would rather starve than eat suboptimal pellets and hay, and prospective mothers' standards are even higher.

SirMaple__@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 317d

I believe it is a Chinchilla

Shkshkshk@dice.camp · 2 pts · 317d
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Spider89@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 317d (1 reply)

Free my wo/man! S/He's innocent!

Shkshkshk@dice.camp · 1 pts · 317d

Muffin is a girl. A boy-crazy girl, too.