Trapeze artists

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33 Comments

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 47 pts · 335d (3 replies)

Chocolate rain!

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 335d (1 reply)

Some stay dry and others scrub the stains.

dragonbringerx@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 335d

CHOCOLATE RAIN!

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 334d

Quokka@quokk.au · 44 pts · 335d (1 reply)

Take a bowel.

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 8 pts · 335d

The cannon was loaded from the start.

razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de · 43 pts · 335d (4 replies)
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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 335d (3 replies)

Don't shit on me and tell me it's raining.

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 11 pts · 335d (2 replies)

But if you do, charge me 150 $USD for front row seats.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 335d (1 reply)

Did you want that with the complementary poncho or without? Still have a bunch of them left over from back when Gallagher was doing the watermelon thing.

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 4 pts · 335d

I like the watermelon seeds hitting me in with corn husk and nut the rind.

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 36 pts · 335d

Trapeze shartist

Hegar@fedia.io · 29 pts · 335d (2 replies)

Yet another problem that wouldn't exist with a properly unionized work force. If your boss tells you to work when sick, there's only one person who should be shat on.

Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 334d

Well, here's me hoping the victims suing for damages get them paid from the one responsible for making the poor (wo)man work, and not from them directly.

I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 334d

Yea problems like these are really prolific if you just believe anything you read on the internet and don't stop to think if it might be fake.

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 21 pts · 335d (1 reply)

Aaaaaand that's enough internet for today....

Hupf@feddit.org · 5 pts · 334d

For me it was this

Wilco@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 335d

They are taking "shitpost" too literally.

ptolemai@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 334d (1 reply)

Miscalculated fart

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 334d

Here I sit broken hearted.

RaoulDuke@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 335d
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bulwark@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 335d (3 replies)

This is my nightmare. I would immediately self-immolate.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 335d (2 replies)

I once lost a low cost RC airplane in a tree. I had the option of (1) climbing the tree to get it, exposing myself to risk of the sharts, or (2) leaving the airplane in there. I chose 2, (rather spend 15 more dollars than shart in public, from a tree) but the person who lost the plane chose 1.

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 334d (1 reply)

Wait trees make you shit? Or are you just always one fart away from disaster?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 334d

back then the only way i could let out a fart without it bringing some friends along was to lay on my belly. now i can't fart, so i guess if i did it would be a disaster. yes and yes?

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 335d

You’ll never guess this ONE WEIRD TRICK to get raptured…

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 335d (2 replies)

When you're doing a backflip and your sphincter starts to slip...

Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 335d

When you're flying on that swing and you feel that stomach ping...

Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 334d

Thats amore

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 335d (1 reply)

The Lord moves in mysterious ways

0ops@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 335d

As do the bowels

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 335d

Like an aerial Tron bike but with a higher penalty for crossing your trail.

SoupBrick@pawb.social · 7 pts · 335d

Thank you, I will use this later. 🏴‍☠️

bss03@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 334d

Where is /r/boottoobig on the Fediverse?

F_State@midwest.social · 2 pts · 334d

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