Did you want that with the complementary poncho or without? Still have a bunch of them left over from back when Gallagher was doing the watermelon thing.
Yet another problem that wouldn't exist with a properly unionized work force. If your boss tells you to work when sick, there's only one person who should be shat on.
Well, here's me hoping the victims suing for damages get them paid from the one responsible for making the poor (wo)man work, and not from them directly.
I once lost a low cost RC airplane in a tree. I had the option of (1) climbing the tree to get it, exposing myself to risk of the sharts, or (2) leaving the airplane in there. I chose 2, (rather spend 15 more dollars than shart in public, from a tree) but the person who lost the plane chose 1.
back then the only way i could let out a fart without it bringing some friends along was to lay on my belly. now i can't fart, so i guess if i did it would be a disaster. yes and yes?
33 Comments
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 47 pts · 335d
Chocolate rain!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 335d
Some stay dry and others scrub the stains.
dragonbringerx@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 335d
CHOCOLATE RAIN!
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 334d
Quokka@quokk.au · 44 pts · 335d
Take a bowel.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 8 pts · 335d
The cannon was loaded from the start.
razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de · 43 pts · 335d
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 335d
Don't shit on me and tell me it's raining.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 11 pts · 335d
But if you do, charge me 150 $USD for front row seats.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 335d
Did you want that with the complementary poncho or without? Still have a bunch of them left over from back when Gallagher was doing the watermelon thing.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 4 pts · 335d
I like the watermelon seeds hitting me in with corn husk and nut the rind.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 36 pts · 335d
Trapeze shartist
Hegar@fedia.io · 29 pts · 335d
Yet another problem that wouldn't exist with a properly unionized work force. If your boss tells you to work when sick, there's only one person who should be shat on.
Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 334d
Well, here's me hoping the victims suing for damages get them paid from the one responsible for making the poor (wo)man work, and not from them directly.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 334d
Yea problems like these are really prolific if you just believe anything you read on the internet and don't stop to think if it might be fake.
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 21 pts · 335d
Aaaaaand that's enough internet for today....
Hupf@feddit.org · 5 pts · 334d
For me it was this
Wilco@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 335d
They are taking "shitpost" too literally.
ptolemai@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 334d
Miscalculated fart
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 334d
Here I sit broken hearted.
RaoulDuke@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 335d
bulwark@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 335d
This is my nightmare. I would immediately self-immolate.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 335d
I once lost a low cost RC airplane in a tree. I had the option of (1) climbing the tree to get it, exposing myself to risk of the sharts, or (2) leaving the airplane in there. I chose 2, (rather spend 15 more dollars than shart in public, from a tree) but the person who lost the plane chose 1.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 334d
Wait trees make you shit? Or are you just always one fart away from disaster?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 334d
back then the only way i could let out a fart without it bringing some friends along was to lay on my belly. now i can't fart, so i guess if i did it would be a disaster. yes and yes?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 335d
You’ll never guess this ONE WEIRD TRICK to get raptured…
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 335d
When you're doing a backflip and your sphincter starts to slip...
Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 335d
When you're flying on that swing and you feel that stomach ping...
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 334d
Thats amore
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 335d
The Lord moves in mysterious ways
0ops@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 335d
As do the bowels
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 335d
Like an aerial Tron bike but with a higher penalty for crossing your trail.
SoupBrick@pawb.social · 7 pts · 335d
Thank you, I will use this later. 🏴☠️
bss03@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 334d
Where is /r/boottoobig on the Fediverse?
F_State@midwest.social · 2 pts · 334d
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