The more people bitch about others censoring themselves, the more people are gonna censor themselves just to piss you off. It's just another tool in the rage bait engagement toolbox.
I swear to God, just 15 minutes ago, I was doing the Asian thing of "no, let me cover the bill," thing with a friend and I stood my ground too hard and pulled my glutes. I can barely fucking walk now. Being old is hilarious.
The two most embarrassing times I blew my back out were:
Sneezing too hard, fucked up for a week.
Reaching to the top shelf to grab something for my wife and having her full force slap my ass...did me in for most of two weeks, and moving slow the rest of the month.
Feeling this one today. Work's been really slow, not been doing much of anything. Did a wee side job today, and because I have my smart watch on the hand I swing my hammer with it thinks I did 22k steps instead of the 5k I've been doing the whole week.
My back's on fire, and my arm may or may not fall off.
11 Comments
Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 341d
The fucking isn’t even censored. Someone went out of their way to just paste the asterisk overtop. Fuck off outta here
sundray@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 341d
Good enough for Instagram, I believe.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 340d
Remember, you can only use your free speech if it means more swearing, not less.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · -1 pts · 341d
The more people bitch about others censoring themselves, the more people are gonna censor themselves just to piss you off. It's just another tool in the rage bait engagement toolbox.
shiftymccool@programming.dev · 3 pts · 340d
Engagement bait doesn't mean anything here... Or anywhere else really, but definitely not here. This isn't facebook / twitter / reddit / .......
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 0 pts · 340d
You think these memes are Lemmy originals? lol
orvorn@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 341d
I was going to share this with a friend but the censorship is too cringe.
scytale@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 341d
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 340d
I swear to God, just 15 minutes ago, I was doing the Asian thing of "no, let me cover the bill," thing with a friend and I stood my ground too hard and pulled my glutes. I can barely fucking walk now. Being old is hilarious.
Sturgist@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 340d
The two most embarrassing times I blew my back out were:
Sneezing too hard, fucked up for a week.
Reaching to the top shelf to grab something for my wife and having her full force slap my ass...did me in for most of two weeks, and moving slow the rest of the month.
Be safe out there fam 🙏
Sturgist@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 340d
Feeling this one today. Work's been really slow, not been doing much of anything. Did a wee side job today, and because I have my smart watch on the hand I swing my hammer with it thinks I did 22k steps instead of the 5k I've been doing the whole week.
My back's on fire, and my arm may or may not fall off.