relationship

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17 Comments

markovs_gun@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 346d

The polycule deciding to break up with someone

josefo@programming.dev · 19 pts · 346d (2 replies)

This is more like battle royale polyamory

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 346d (1 reply)

Winner gets to top second place

Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 345d

Sloppy thirds.. or fourty-thirds..

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 346d (1 reply)

Let's all agree on the same safe word to avoid any misunderstandings in case someone forgets. No, it can't be "banana" because person #33 has that kink.

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 345d

No, it cannot be rutabaga, same reason.

No, not blumpkin goddamnit

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 346d (1 reply)

Ok everyone, as long as we don't fuck outside of this local cluster, we can continue to not use barrier protection.

nagaram@startrek.website · 3 pts · 345d

I mean shit. If everyone is tested clean and the ones who want kids are paired up we're good.

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 7 pts · 346d (2 replies)

That's as many as grand piano keys!

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 345d (1 reply)

hell of a chromatic chord when they all orgasm at the same time and hit different pitches

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 4 pts · 345d

Jarrod Radnich's piano arrangenent for He's a Pirate ends with the "Sit on lower half of the keyboard" instruction. This is a good approximation of what the male portion of the polycule will sound like.

Edit: of course someone filmed themselves pressing all of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4wn70d9ML8

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 345d (2 replies)

How tf does that even work. Someone explain 😭

SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 344d (1 reply)

Discord group

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 344d

So like a joke? I witnessed that myself. They got dumped the moment the other person got a real BF. The bf then disappeared.

I quit Discord due to my job eating into my life too much. I only recently folded and watched some YouTube.

pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 346d (2 replies)

Meanwhile I have fucked like 12 times in my life

Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 345d (1 reply)

Oh great, coming here to gloat about your track record

Leave some for the rest of us buddy!

CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 345d

nah, live that shit to losers, embrace magick

Watch, In a few years they'll whine about wife bad kids messy typa shit, and i'll be thriving in my own tower, throwing them fireballs at them lowly dirty peasants

Also, as a perk to your virginity, you can use archbtw on your arcana orb

CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 344d
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