Makes perfect sense

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Fleur_@aussie.zone · 50 pts · 338d

This is victim blaming

athatet@lemmy.zip · 44 pts · 338d (5 replies)

I mean, it was cooked. It wasn’t ready, it was too hot. They went for a walk to give it time to cool down.

ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 338d (4 replies)

Wasn't mama bear's porridge too cold? Did she make two batches? This is why they sleep in separate beds.

athatet@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 338d (1 reply)

I’m not sure but even so, we only know that it was too hot or too cold for Goldilocks. We don’t know how the bears preferred their own porridge.

Is this considered canon within the fanbase?

Obviously they eat differently sized portions and since Papa Bear probably has the largest portion his will keep the heat the longest.

She's a slow pour. Pours 3 in a row and last is still hot while first has cooled down a bit.

Entrapment!

Bear grandma hit her alarm button. Bear rule is to leave everything and rush out to check.

Papa Bear: “The trap is set, let’s see if anyone takes the bait.”