c/nottheonion · by throws_lemy@reddthat.com · 349d

‘Mount Rushmore’ of Trump, Putin, Kim Jong un and Xi Jinping unveiled

https://www.newsweek.com/mount-rushmore-of-trump-putin-kim-jong-un-and-xi-jinping-unveiled-10480151

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19 Comments

bladerunnerspider@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 349d (2 replies)

So it essentially is the onion because it is satire. Gtfo

logicbomb@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 349d

The difference is that it's an honest article reporting truthfully on someone else's satire.

Toneswirly@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 348d

My dude, the subject of the article exists. That is the differentiator.

deacon@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 349d

Quite the snub for Bibi

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 349d (3 replies)

It's dumb and bad (as a thing to look at, statement is great) but give me a few hours with it in the workshop and it'll be the finest 4-station gloryhole in the land. That's saying something too, got some real stiff competition.

iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 349d (2 replies)

I'm so excited that I can't even decide whether I wanna be the sucker or suckee.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 349d (1 reply)

Assuming your username has been true for at least 5 years, have at it. With enough flexibility, you might not even have to decide.

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 349d

Assuming their username is true, they're overage for at least two of the people on this mountain.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 349d (3 replies)

I like how trump is off to the side, like the rest want nothing to do with him

rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 349d

And Putin is higher

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 347d

It's his bad breath

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 347d

it is said that he can sometimes smell awful

BoloMKXXVIII@piefed.social · 7 pts · 349d

Seems appropriate company for Trump.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 348d

Mt. Tankmore.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 347d

I didn't know horse shit had the structural integrity to support a sculpture of such scale.

BanMe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 349d (2 replies)

Put that bad boy on the national mall so the park service can come destroy it in the night

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 348d (1 reply)

I feel like I'm missing some context

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 347d

The Secret Handshake, the group that created the [statue of Trump and Epstein holding hands like the best pals they ~~are~~ were], had obtained a permit that allowed it to keep the statue displayed in the capital until 8pm on Sunday.

But the National Park Service, the federal agency that oversees the area, removed the statue because “it was not compliant with the permit issued”, Elizabeth Peace, a spokesperson for Department of the Interior, said to CNN.

Source

Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 349d

They'd all be honored lmao