Ah, back in the day when feverishly (therapeutically) drawing comics about a make-believe school-age homicidal maniac got you published rather than shot. 🤷🏼♂️
This is the true level of goth. When you no longer give a fuck and you know wearing all black just makes you less anonymous, so instead you just wear blue jeans and a white t shirt to be as anonymous as possible and not conform to wearing the black uniform.
I love all the tiddies, but prefer the smaller ones. The rest sounds great.
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By the way, women with smaller breasts: you're appreciated and loved. Don't get fooled by society telling you only monstrous milk bags are attractive. Everyone has their own taste and preference. And I'm not hitting on you, just trying to boost your confidence. In my own, dumb style💖
Oh I'm sorry the adults have adult things to talk about, like how that person at work was rude to you, you don't know what this acquaintance meant when they said that unimportant shit they said, and you need to get gas and pick up skim milk tomorrow. So mature!
I'm 40 and married with a kid, and pity the adults who decided to "grow up." I make it a point to NEVER give my work life so much as a passing comment or thought the second I leave it. Life is ridiculous, nonsensical, gallows hilarious, and absurd, better to revel in that than actually be childish and play pretend it's harrumph a super serious undertaking I do declare.
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SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 88 pts · 336d
this is factual. Married big tiddy goth girl. She loved Invader Zim and is a Pharmacy Tech.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 41 pts · 336d
You lucky bastard.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 336d
Living the dream.
captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 336d
(Or her, of them, or whatever)
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 336d
Did I do something wrong? My big tiddy goth wife loves Invader Zim, but she was in tech support.
AtariDump@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 336d
Nope. Still has “tech” in the title.
kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 63 pts · 336d
Asafum@feddit.nl · 45 pts · 336d
Bonus points if she likes the other works of Jhonen Vasquez!
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 336d
Ah, back in the day when feverishly (therapeutically) drawing comics about a make-believe school-age homicidal maniac got you published rather than shot. 🤷🏼♂️
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 336d
JTHM will always haunt my dreams
dwemthy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 336d
Keep painting that wall in the basement so it doesn't break through
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 29 pts · 336d
I had a big titty goth gf. Now I just have a big titty wife who had to go dress shopping for a funeral because she no longer owns any black clothing
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 336d
Sounds like she's upgraded to "so damn goth AF it's nigh-invisible to normies" and that's awesome for her! (And you, no doubt) Get it, woman! 🤘🏼🐦⬛🖤
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 336d
This is the true level of goth. When you no longer give a fuck and you know wearing all black just makes you less anonymous, so instead you just wear blue jeans and a white t shirt to be as anonymous as possible and not conform to wearing the black uniform.
khapyman@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 336d
Quite a few of them/we/us end up in thrift shop/second hand/army overflow.
That makes it so very frustrating when one tries to determine if somebody is a nazi or an elder goth.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 23 pts · 336d
I love all the tiddies, but prefer the smaller ones. The rest sounds great.
Edit
By the way, women with smaller breasts: you're appreciated and loved. Don't get fooled by society telling you only monstrous milk bags are attractive. Everyone has their own taste and preference. And I'm not hitting on you, just trying to boost your confidence. In my own, dumb style💖
baines@lemmy.cafe · 23 pts · 336d
the small titty 30+ goth girl pharmacy techs also like invader zim
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 14 pts · 336d
Oh god, please give me their number.
Allonzee@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 336d
Oh I'm sorry the adults have adult things to talk about, like how that person at work was rude to you, you don't know what this acquaintance meant when they said that unimportant shit they said, and you need to get gas and pick up skim milk tomorrow. So mature!
I'm 40 and married with a kid, and pity the adults who decided to "grow up." I make it a point to NEVER give my work life so much as a passing comment or thought the second I leave it. Life is ridiculous, nonsensical, gallows hilarious, and absurd, better to revel in that than actually be childish and play pretend it's harrumph a super serious undertaking I do declare.
recklessengagement@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 336d
Any pharmacy techs or invader zim fans are welcome to hit me up regardless of goth or tiddy status
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 335d
Any big titty goth girls are welcome to hit me up regardless of invader zim or pharmaceutical knowledge.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 336d
Exactly. Where the fuck is the downside here? Sign me up.
Hell, sign me up twice. I can take it.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 336d
Keanu in the vampiresses' boudoir thought similarly, don't forget.
MapleEngineer@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 336d
My big tiddy pharmacist isn't goth. Too bad.
Nuerion@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 336d
not at work