Telling myself "Don't be a bitch" with a thick Russian accent has been way more effective at getting me to do things I don't want to do than it would be if I were normal.
My first word every morining is usually "Izzy!" likely followed by "Shut up" or "Calm down." Because she's going ballistic that I'm not 45 minutes early with her breakfast.
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ch00f@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 324d
For me, it's more of a "Get up Trinity. Get. Up."
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 324d
Wiggle your big toe........wiggle your big toe.....
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 11 pts · 324d
Same
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 324d
wake the fuck up samurai, we have a city to burn
ceenote@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 324d
Telling myself "Don't be a bitch" with a thick Russian accent has been way more effective at getting me to do things I don't want to do than it would be if I were normal.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 324d
I promise myself I won't cry........promise broken.
Capsicones@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 323d
I'm stealing your idea.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 324d
Up and at them!
Nikls94@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 323d
Up and atom!
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 323d
I lie to myself and say, let's go its gonna be a great day
reshuffle6655@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 323d
Most mornings I wake up and say fuck immediately, in different inflections depending on the day.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 323d
My first word every morining is usually "Izzy!" likely followed by "Shut up" or "Calm down." Because she's going ballistic that I'm not 45 minutes early with her breakfast.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 322d
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx4sbcSm7OsDrhm8aNl0YsbVM8P7-PX4Gp
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 324d
come on rusty! It's time to get/give up!
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 323d
Open one eye a crack and say “Yeah, naw.”