I'm a self-improooover

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14 Comments

Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 332d (1 reply)
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GraniteM@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 332d

My grandmother's will said "you can donate my body to the university, and if they don't need it then I hear the state police can use it to train dogs to find corpses, and that's good too."

ch00f@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 332d

Pharos are speedrunning to get to New Game+ with all the loot from their first playthrough.

tdawg@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 332d

now if only you could get gamers to make the same realization

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 332d

Naaah, they were born with generational wealth.

Caveman@piefed.social · 7 pts · 332d

How do you know? I bet the Pharoahs had a blast.

MagnyusG@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 332d

bottom one is people that spent their lives on the efforts of others.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 332d

Let your haters be ritually murdered and buried with you in the pyramid of success

EdanGrey@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 331d (2 replies)

The bottom one is a case for CDs lol (I have one)

Konstant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 330d (1 reply)

How? It doesn't have much of a CD shape.

EdanGrey@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 330d

The front swings out like a door and it has square spaces to storing CDs.

olafurp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 331d

This is a great place to show off my two favorite new words:

  • Grindset
  • Productivity-pilled
kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 332d

If you optimize hard enough, you can get the full 100% done in the last minute! Maybe even more!

Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 330d (1 reply)

The bottom one belongs to someone who once ruled what they knew as the known world and was worshipped as a living god. I’d trade a pine box for that.

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 330d

But they likely had no real friends, and usually died young.

I'll stick with the pine box, myself.