c/dadjokes · by lemmyng@piefed.ca · 334dThe drill is by far the most boring invention ... not nearly as groundbreaking as the shovel! 170 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
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Reyali@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 333d
Oh I love this and had to expand on it. Here’s what I’ve ended up with.
What’s the most boring invention? The drill
What’s the most ground-breaking invention? The shovel
What invention sucks the most? The vacuum
What’s the most pointless invention? The wheel
What’s the most empowering invention? The generator
Riddle@discuss.online · 12 pts · 333d
The whiteboard is the most remarkable invention though.
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 333d
The net is quite captivating.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 333d
I find that joining pieces of sheet metal together with compressed mechanical fittings is riveting.
Carvex@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 334d
The problem with drill jokes is they’re always full of holes! Tool puns are a bit too far, they never measure up.
SexyFrenchy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 333d
Nailed it.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 334d
Talk about hitting the pointy thingy on the top with the blunty thingy!
TheKracken@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 333d
I have to auger about that with you.
AmidFuror@fedia.io · 3 pts · 334d
Drills are used to break a lot of ground, though, e.g. oil drilling. Maybe hammer works better? And compare it to the pickaxe?
qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website · 4 pts · 333d
I think "boring" (making a hole with a revolving but) in the title is a pun on this...
AmidFuror@fedia.io · 3 pts · 333d
Damn. I missed that aspect.
Coopr8@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 333d
Not an awl