c/memes · by thal3s@sh.itjust.works · 336dCan we meet on Teams real quick? (TikTok screencap) 728 points · 33 comments · view on lemmy.world
33 Comments
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 103 pts · 336d
They weren’t afraid to use better torturing methods than Teams.
Codpiece@feddit.uk · 68 pts · 336d
I hadn’t realised Jira was that old.
buttnugget@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 335d
Oof that hits hard.
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 336d
They had agile back then?
Valmond@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 336d
They used Argile.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 335d
The more agile you were the longer you lasted in the arena.
portuga@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 335d
Most torturing thing in my case isn’t actually using teams with my coworkers, it’s how teams actually and everyday wants me to check a new cool feature I couldn’t care less about in regards to productivity
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 335d
Copilot in teams! Chatgpt 5! I dont give a fuck get out of my messaging app. I get these popups everyday
omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 336d
Lots of slaves
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 336d
They had some pretty effective motivation techniques.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 336d
Where there is a Whip, there is a Way.
https://youtu.be/rERo2BYdVnY
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 5 pts · 336d
No no, they were indentured servants.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 335d
You mean prisoners with jobs?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 335d
Incarcerated persons with mandatory employment opportunities.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 336d
Threw human death and suffering at it until it was done.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 336d
No, no, the question was how The Colloseum was made, not Teams.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 336d
They built it because they DIDN'T HAVE Teams.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 336d
I see you’re quite good with sarcasm.
alfert@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 335d
I feel like "because" should have been in caps here, or is it just me? That's how I read it anyway.
Draegur@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 336d
Well they certainly didn't build it all in one day, that's for sure.
Saarth@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 335d
Before e-slaves, we had real slaves made of organic grass fed flesh.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 335d
I think the quality of slaves went down after they outsourced the whipping though...
PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 335d
Slaves.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 335d
They used Skype.
imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 335d
The red one.
CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 336d
I mean it certainly wasn't built at a desk at home where I use teams.
hopesdead@startrek.website · 5 pts · 336d
If anyone says aliens, I’m just going to call you speciesist towards your own people.
marcos@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 336d
But they had to use the aliens' cloud based Teams. It's well known that humans didn't have computers at that time.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 335d
Nonono, that's not how it works. See:
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 335d
The aliens theory is only used against brown civilizations.
olafurp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 335d
Vespasian was a pretty cool dude. What you're looking at used to be Nero's fun place or whatever. Trick is to have tons of money like Microsoft
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 335d
Eh, Vespasianus is the reason I can't even piss at a train station without fucking paying.
ScrollerBall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 336d
If came to the monday morning sync up...