Can we meet on Teams real quick?

(TikTok screencap)

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bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 103 pts · 336d (7 replies)

They weren’t afraid to use better torturing methods than Teams.

Codpiece@feddit.uk · 68 pts · 336d (1 reply)

I hadn’t realised Jira was that old.

buttnugget@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 335d

Oof that hits hard.

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 336d (2 replies)

They had agile back then?

Valmond@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 336d

They used Argile.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 335d

The more agile you were the longer you lasted in the arena.

portuga@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 335d (1 reply)

Most torturing thing in my case isn’t actually using teams with my coworkers, it’s how teams actually and everyday wants me to check a new cool feature I couldn’t care less about in regards to productivity

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 335d

Copilot in teams! Chatgpt 5! I dont give a fuck get out of my messaging app. I get these popups everyday

omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 336d (7 replies)

Lots of slaves

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 336d (4 replies)

They had some pretty effective motivation techniques.

zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 336d

Where there is a Whip, there is a Way.

https://youtu.be/rERo2BYdVnY

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 5 pts · 336d (2 replies)

No no, they were indentured servants.

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 335d (1 reply)

You mean prisoners with jobs?

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 335d

Incarcerated persons with mandatory employment opportunities.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 336d (1 reply)

Threw human death and suffering at it until it was done.

bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 336d

No, no, the question was how The Colloseum was made, not Teams.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 336d (2 replies)

They built it because they DIDN'T HAVE Teams.

bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 336d

I see you’re quite good with sarcasm.

alfert@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 335d

I feel like "because" should have been in caps here, or is it just me? That's how I read it anyway.

Draegur@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 336d

Well they certainly didn't build it all in one day, that's for sure.

Saarth@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 335d (1 reply)

Before e-slaves, we had real slaves made of organic grass fed flesh.

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 335d

I think the quality of slaves went down after they outsourced the whipping though...

PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 335d

Slaves.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 335d (1 reply)

They used Skype.

imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 335d

The red one.

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 336d

I mean it certainly wasn't built at a desk at home where I use teams.

hopesdead@startrek.website · 5 pts · 336d (3 replies)

If anyone says aliens, I’m just going to call you speciesist towards your own people.

marcos@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 336d

But they had to use the aliens' cloud based Teams. It's well known that humans didn't have computers at that time.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 335d

Nonono, that's not how it works. See:

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 335d

The aliens theory is only used against brown civilizations.

olafurp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 335d (1 reply)

Vespasian was a pretty cool dude. What you're looking at used to be Nero's fun place or whatever. Trick is to have tons of money like Microsoft

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 335d

Eh, Vespasianus is the reason I can't even piss at a train station without fucking paying.

ScrollerBall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 336d