That stuff is addictive. If you never use it you'll only have set lips in winter, if you get used to it you'll always have dry lips when you don't use it
You ChapStick people are weird motherfuckers. Is it an oral fixation thing? Are they like little phalluses to you? It's okay, if so. Just...what's the fucking deal, guys? Why are you always smearing that shit all over your lips? Are you okay?
when i lived in a high humidity environment i didn't need lotion or lip balm or anything. when i lived in a low humidity environment i needed all that shit.
also, with a beard i put conditioner in it every day. keeps the hair nice and soft. also moisturizes my lips.
22 Comments
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 307d
I will have you know that my lips are moist and supple.
SARGE@startrek.website · 15 pts · 307d
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 307d
Send your wife
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 15 pts · 307d
Is my cam on or smth
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 307d
Sorry my lips are so dry it's because I was just motorboating your mum
sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 307d
Oh thanks, can I borrow yours?
causepix@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 307d
There are enzymes in your saliva that actually dry your lips further when you lick them
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 307d
Ouf metro cop always regret giving me sass, they usually regret for the end of their lives.
kautau@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 307d
Combine ICE playing dress up again smh
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 307d
That stuff is addictive. If you never use it you'll only have set lips in winter, if you get used to it you'll always have dry lips when you don't use it
agavaa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 307d
I would never lick my lips if they were dry, it would just make it worse.
yagurlreese@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 307d
didn't get me. I stay lubed up
WereCat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 307d
Damn, you've got me. I've only read up to "dry ass" before I've licked my ass
yakko@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 307d
You got me. Sonofabitch.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 307d
You ChapStick people are weird motherfuckers. Is it an oral fixation thing? Are they like little phalluses to you? It's okay, if so. Just...what's the fucking deal, guys? Why are you always smearing that shit all over your lips? Are you okay?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 307d
Not sure if this is sarcasm, but some people want their lips to actually stop being dry.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 307d
I guess my slobber does a fine job of keeping these bad boys moist, because I'm told my lips are soft and I don't slather goo on them.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 307d
when i lived in a high humidity environment i didn't need lotion or lip balm or anything. when i lived in a low humidity environment i needed all that shit.
also, with a beard i put conditioner in it every day. keeps the hair nice and soft. also moisturizes my lips.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 307d
Feels good but I'm trying to quit. Down to one stick a season
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 307d
I forgive you and believe in you. You'll get there.
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 307d
The right meme at the wrong place can make all the difference in the world
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 307d
I just licked them when I saw this...
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 307d
Are…. Are you a wizard?