Therapeutic Aragorn

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13 Comments

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 324d (5 replies)

But when I looked behind, I only saw one set of footprints.

yakko@feddit.uk · 33 pts · 324d (4 replies)

That's because I was carrying my unemployed boss

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 17 pts · 324d

Because he fainted when he lost one ring of his jewelry collection 🙄

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 324d (2 replies)

IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I'LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I'VE EVER BEEN

DAMMIT

Quadhammer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 324d (1 reply)

EVER BEAN

FTFY

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 324d

CHEERFULLY WITHDRAWN

IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEAN

walderan@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 324d (3 replies)

So, are we calling Aragorn's father-in-law a liar?
(I know Aragorn only counts as a measly 99.9% as man in this instance)

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 324d (2 replies)

We'll discuss Elrond's muscle mommy fixation at a later time.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 324d (1 reply)

Kellenved@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 324d

Just me springing to attention ma’am

Szyler@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 324d (1 reply)

Aragorn needed help saving the world, I need help getting out of bed :/

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 324d

We dont get to choose our battles, yet we can choose our allies nonetheless

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 324d

Somethings are awkward alone.