By completely ignoring her, and doing nothing more than a brief polite wave if you see each other doing yardwork or leaving your respective properties at the same time.
Ramp up the intensity in half a year with a brief hello, while standing at least 8 meters away. But to be extra friendly, only do it when she is not alone
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over_clox@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 323d
You put it in the freezer to preserve it, obviously.
/s
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 323d
By completely ignoring her, and doing nothing more than a brief polite wave if you see each other doing yardwork or leaving your respective properties at the same time.
limer@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 323d
Ramp up the intensity in half a year with a brief hello, while standing at least 8 meters away. But to be extra friendly, only do it when she is not alone
DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 22 pts · 323d
You should do 1,000 pushups a day, every day, out on the lawn.
treadful@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 323d
Tell her husband to relay the message. Make sure to be specific.
graycube@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 323d
She knows. No words are necessary.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 323d
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 323d
hire a sky writer
fubarx@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 323d
Interpretive dance.