c/kemper_loves_you · by Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 336d

That’s surprised look when you blast her with a solid pint of semen

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The original was posted on /r/comedyheaven by /u/SgtHulkasBigToeJam on 2025-10-04 22:01:44+00:00.

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19 Comments

slate@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 336d (2 replies)

We're using AI generated women in advertising now? How about I AI generate some interest in your product.

Stillwater@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 336d

I do appreciate the extra pearl necklaces in each shot

masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 336d

It's for all the AI-generated consumers, of course.

notaviking@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 335d

I find it mildly amusing the reference to pearl necklaces

Gutek8134@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 335d (3 replies)

I find it frustrating that even when my brain almost instantly tells me that something is AI generated based on lighting alone, it is usually right, but I can't consciously find any other sign, besides the hands, until I read the comments

Newsteinleo@midwest.social · 10 pts · 335d (1 reply)

The most obvious sign is the dresses inconsistency, its dose not look like the same dress in all three shots and not one is going to pay for multiple costumes for a ad like this.

smh@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 335d

At first I thought she was just not wearing a bra in the first shot, leading to unflattering cleavage. Then I noticed the sleeve in the second and third shots was different--it is gathered at the wrist in one shot but not the other.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 335d

Sometimes I can't even put my finger on why I can tell, just that I can.

optissima@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 336d (1 reply)

AND FLAVOR????

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 335d

Get ready for new chilli flavour.

SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 336d

A floatation device of some kind should be kept within arm's reach.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 336d (3 replies)

I'd be concerned about any drug that actually increased the volume. That seems like a pretty nasty drug.

Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 336d (2 replies)

I really want to know how it makes you cum more loudly. What the hell does that even sound like?

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 335d

Ever took a boat ride at Niagara Falls?

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 335d

Mine goes "bloop"

Sparkles@fedia.io · 7 pts · 335d

I do like the concern over taste if I’m honest.

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 335d (1 reply)

Baker’s is crafted from a unique blend of all-natural ingredients like Sunflower, Pumpkin Seed, Pineapple Stem, Maca, Black Seed Oil and Pygeum. This natural and scientifically validated recipe works to maximize natural volume production and vastly improve taste.

I'll only take it if it's USP certified Semen Enhancer.

porksnort@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 335d

Hey, pygeum africanum is no joke. I take a bit daily as part of my supplement routine. I am 50ish and piss like a racehorse still. Semen volume is not a thing I worry about as my semen dispensing nozzle is usually hidden when operating. I like normal sex, I guess.

RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 5 pts · 335d

If that's the face they think a woman makes when you're doing good I feel sorry for their wives.