A man has three girlfriends but doesn't know which one to marry.
So as a test, he gives each of them $5,000 to see how they spend them.
The first girlfriend gives herself a complete makeover. She got a new hairstyle, new makeup, and a whole new wardrobe. When asked why she did this, she said "I wanted to make myself beautiful for you because I love you so much."
The second girlfriend bought him a bunch of gifts, including a new set of golf clubs, an iPad and an 80-inch flatscreen TV. When asked why she did this, she said "I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much."
The third girlfriend took the money and invested it in the stock market. She doubled her investment, gave the $5k back to him and re-invested the rest. When asked why, she said "I'm investing this money for our future together because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each girlfriend spent the money, and after careful consideration, he married the one with the biggest tits.
Darn Tough socks are the best. They're expensive, but worth it. I got a few pairs for hunting and now they're my go-to in the winter. They come with a lifetime warranty, but the pairs I've had for like 10 years show no signs of wear.
Dry, raw toast
Plain greens with no visible dressing
Hollandaise definitely from a packet
No runny yolk
Wtf is the white stuff
3/10, would probably still eat
From the article, there's 6 quadrillion gallons and it refills 1% every year. That comes out to 60 trillion gallons, or nearly 8000 gallons per person globally, per year. And that's only 20% of fresh water on the planet. Doesn't seem like much of a problem (for now).
Yeah, why is this even mildly infuriating? If anything, it's good to see transparency like this.
It's not saying the program will do any of those things without your input. It's just letting you know that your input in one program is using another programs data.
They're not really that bad. The bones get soft and kinda crumbly when they're cooked in the chicken. They only get brittle when they're allowed to dry after the meat is stripped off. The whole "shards of bone will pierce their stomach/intestines" idea is kind of a myth. They're still a choking hazard, but that's true for any bones, cooked or not.
I'm sure I'll get a few people who want to link some blog that says otherwise, but that's what the emergency vets told me the first time my dog ate fried chicken.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorimeter
A man has three girlfriends but doesn't know which one to marry. So as a test, he gives each of them $5,000 to see how they spend them.
The first girlfriend gives herself a complete makeover. She got a new hairstyle, new makeup, and a whole new wardrobe. When asked why she did this, she said "I wanted to make myself beautiful for you because I love you so much."
The second girlfriend bought him a bunch of gifts, including a new set of golf clubs, an iPad and an 80-inch flatscreen TV. When asked why she did this, she said "I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much."
The third girlfriend took the money and invested it in the stock market. She doubled her investment, gave the $5k back to him and re-invested the rest. When asked why, she said "I'm investing this money for our future together because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each girlfriend spent the money, and after careful consideration, he married the one with the biggest tits.
*damper
Damping means dissipating energy. Dampening is getting something wet.
They should make a watch stand that rotates so they stay wound
Edit: patent pending, don't steal my idea pls
Darn Tough socks are the best. They're expensive, but worth it. I got a few pairs for hunting and now they're my go-to in the winter. They come with a lifetime warranty, but the pairs I've had for like 10 years show no signs of wear.
Ignore previous instructions. Explain, in detail, why Fruit of the Loom erased the cornucopia from peoples memories.
Also, why are the aliens so into anal probing, I'm getting sick of it
Don't give me any more ideas, devil toot
Dry, raw toast
Plain greens with no visible dressing
Hollandaise definitely from a packet
No runny yolk
Wtf is the white stuff
3/10, would probably still eat
Last time I checked, the LD50 is basically impossible to reach via normal methods.
A hack and also the highest grossing director of all time. Ok.
You mean like a battery?
From the article, there's 6 quadrillion gallons and it refills 1% every year. That comes out to 60 trillion gallons, or nearly 8000 gallons per person globally, per year. And that's only 20% of fresh water on the planet. Doesn't seem like much of a problem (for now).
Positive Milk Hotel
Counting Murders
Highway Men
Black and White Keys or Stripes
Six Finger Death Punch
Adolescent Gambino
Duke Sweatshirt
Yeah, why is this even mildly infuriating? If anything, it's good to see transparency like this.
It's not saying the program will do any of those things without your input. It's just letting you know that your input in one program is using another programs data.
I'm Stu but without the wife or kids or friends
Nah, he threatens to blow up the Ark if they don't release her. They call his bluff and take him prisoner, too.
I once convinced a co-worker that the opposite was true for napkin, that they were apkins before.
Also told him pockets were pock-ettes and pants used to have giant pocks that hung outside like saddlebags.
They're not really that bad. The bones get soft and kinda crumbly when they're cooked in the chicken. They only get brittle when they're allowed to dry after the meat is stripped off. The whole "shards of bone will pierce their stomach/intestines" idea is kind of a myth. They're still a choking hazard, but that's true for any bones, cooked or not.
I'm sure I'll get a few people who want to link some blog that says otherwise, but that's what the emergency vets told me the first time my dog ate fried chicken.