Gol darn deer always eating my hostas and tomatoes and daisies and strawberries and beans and geraniums and petunias and is there a goddamn thing that deer won't eat
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Gol darn deer always eating my hostas and tomatoes and daisies and strawberries and beans and geraniums and petunias and is there a goddamn thing that deer won't eat
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too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 104d
Also: I like this guy's green door but he's a fucking prick. One time he yelled at me for letting my dog pee in his yard. Fuck you green door guy.
Also also: the deer peed in his yard as I drove away
mech@feddit.org · -2 pts · 104d
That makes you a prick, not him.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 104d
Ass
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 104d
I have a trail cam video of one deer eating the entrails of another deer that I shot. He ate that ass.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 104d
Ehhh entrails is ass adjacent, but not really ass. Also, I hope they were just entrails from you processing the meat, and not, like, an entire carcass you wasted
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 104d
Yeah, I harvested the meat. When I field dress a deer, I take out everything from the trachea to the rectum (literal asshole included). Heart and liver are edible if healthy and intact, everything else is left for scavengers.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 3 pts · 105d
You could try to distract them with oats and corn but they'll probably just bring their friends.
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 104d
My neighbors host a veritable wildlife buffet in their garden. They regularly have geese, ducks, turkeys, and, of course, deer. There's about 20 bird feeders plus corn, peanuts, fruit/veggie scraps, etc.
The deer still eat my plants. Gotta get the fresh greens, I guess.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 4 pts · 104d
The national parks were able to prevent overgrazing by introducing wolves, have you considered that as an option? /joke
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 104d
Yes, my proposal was not popular at city council. I am the man who cried deer
mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 104d
bring back wolves
N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 104d
I love deers. Wouldn’t a fence solve that issue?
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 104d
Absolutely not. Deer can easily jump over a six foot fence.