A man has three girlfriends but doesn't know which one to marry.
So as a test, he gives each of them $5,000 to see how they spend them.
The first girlfriend gives herself a complete makeover. She got a new hairstyle, new makeup, and a whole new wardrobe. When asked why she did this, she said "I wanted to make myself beautiful for you because I love you so much."
The second girlfriend bought him a bunch of gifts, including a new set of golf clubs, an iPad and an 80-inch flatscreen TV. When asked why she did this, she said "I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much."
The third girlfriend took the money and invested it in the stock market. She doubled her investment, gave the $5k back to him and re-invested the rest. When asked why, she said "I'm investing this money for our future together because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each girlfriend spent the money, and after careful consideration, he married the one with the biggest tits.
3 Comments
InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 12d
So if you want to carry them around, the bills are better, but if you want to shake them on someone's face, the coins are better
Marthirial@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 12d
Wife/girlfriend small boobs. Side piece huge tits. Got it.
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 12d
A man has three girlfriends but doesn't know which one to marry. So as a test, he gives each of them $5,000 to see how they spend them.
The first girlfriend gives herself a complete makeover. She got a new hairstyle, new makeup, and a whole new wardrobe. When asked why she did this, she said "I wanted to make myself beautiful for you because I love you so much."
The second girlfriend bought him a bunch of gifts, including a new set of golf clubs, an iPad and an 80-inch flatscreen TV. When asked why she did this, she said "I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much."
The third girlfriend took the money and invested it in the stock market. She doubled her investment, gave the $5k back to him and re-invested the rest. When asked why, she said "I'm investing this money for our future together because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each girlfriend spent the money, and after careful consideration, he married the one with the biggest tits.