I just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything

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DmMacniel@feddit.org · 42 pts · 355d (2 replies)

How? Are you a wizard?

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 355d (1 reply)

Yes I am necornmancer

MrNesser@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 355d

Could have gone with nonomancer

Drusas@fedia.io · 35 pts · 355d (5 replies)

Have you considered joining a traveling circus in order to display your ability?

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 355d (4 replies)

No carnies are my number two fear

null@lemmy.nullspace.lol · 4 pts · 355d (1 reply)

What's number one?

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 355d

USA! USA! USA!

SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 355d (1 reply)

Small hands, you know. Smell like cabbage

Drusas@fedia.io · 1 pts · 351d

Oh no

zurohki@aussie.zone · 34 pts · 355d (1 reply)

Should I rebuild my base in Factorio to massively boost copper and circuit production or just wait for module production to catch up?

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 355d

the factory must in fact grow

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 355d (2 replies)

What's it like, knowing that you've just peaked?

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 355d (1 reply)

I peaked like 10 years ago when I hooked up with a gorgeous redhead friend

This is a close second though

Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 355d

perks of necromancy

trk@aussie.zone · 28 pts · 355d (6 replies)

What other lies have you told?

f314@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 355d (5 replies)

Now, now, I’m sure there’s a kernel of truth in there!

CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 355d (4 replies)

Damn it. Why do you have to be so corny?

someguy3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 355d (3 replies)

He's good under heat.

thewitchslayer@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 355d (2 replies)

I heard he cracks under pressure

errer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 355d (1 reply)

Only if you butter him up first

jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 354d

Otherwise he's just a husk of a man.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 355d

Me too!

Plibbert@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 355d (1 reply)

I need data. What brand, wattage of microwave if used, length of cook.

poplargrove@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 355d

This. People who arent from the corning community might cook until just past the pop-threshold and then test themsleves without a rigorous method... If you cant prove stuff like statistical significance its not chewing technique it could just be chance.

Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 355d (1 reply)

When did you decide to become a liar? 😀

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 354d

There's one stowed away, just you wait. We'll all be seeing an update post soon.

kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 12 pts · 355d (3 replies)

if corn is a fruit is popcorn is also fruit?

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 355d (2 replies)

Corn is a fruit in the same way that oxygen is a metal

pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 355d

this is a really good answer

kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 1 pts · 354d

nno

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 355d (2 replies)

Did you forego chewing and eat like a duck?

linkinkampf19@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 355d (1 reply)

Way more suggestive than intended.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 355d

I dated her.

58008@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 354d

Did you forget to microwave it first?

pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 355d (2 replies)

what flavor

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 355d

Popcorn flavor

AngularViscosity@piefed.social · 1 pts · 355d

Pure unadulterated popcorn-infused butter

Gobbel2000@programming.dev · 5 pts · 355d

Which lottery numbers are you picking?

germtm_@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 355d (7 replies)

what's the technique?

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 355d (6 replies)

Relax the throat and cup the balls

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 355d (2 replies)

Littering and? Littering and?

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 355d (1 reply)

smoking the reefer

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 354d

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?

Tetsuo@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 355d (2 replies)

If I cup my throat and relax my balls will it have the opposite effect..?

So many questions !

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 355d (1 reply)

I think that's how one nuts

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 355d

usually there's 2

zloubida@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 355d (1 reply)

Does art have a goal?

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 355d

Yes, to serve as a medium in which life can be examined and critiqued, as well as a money laundering vessel

Xanthobilly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 355d (2 replies)

How do you sleep at night?

AngularViscosity@piefed.social · 3 pts · 355d (1 reply)

With my eyes wide open. It creeps people out.

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 355d

Why? How many people are watching you sleep?

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 354d

How does it feel to have offended God?

Taiatari@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 355d

Do you have teeth? How big of a bag and was there more than one in it?

Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 355d (1 reply)

little bag of popcorn

One of those microwavable dillyos?
Any superpowers from the PFAS yet? 😏

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 355d

No snack bag already popped

mvirts@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 355d

Did you pop the corn?

gegil@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 355d (1 reply)

Do you like more sweet or salt popcorn?

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 355d

Por que no los dos

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 355d

Will you use these newly discovered powers for good, or evil..?

MTK@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 355d

But can you eat fried rice with corn and not poop a single whole kernel?

DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 354d

how much throat numbing spray did you use?

LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 355d

How you do feel in this moment? Coming down the stretch and seeing the finish line, what was in your head?

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 355d

C/unhingedpost