We're sorry. You have insufficient funds for citizen level rights, and pursuant to the 104th ammendment, your rights will be reduced accordingly.
You are now Peasant class. Please report to your nearest farm for manual labour and the natural beauty of sleeping under the stars. For a mere $200/month, you can be waitlisted for a rights upgrade to lower plebian 3rd class.
And starts with "Writing a constitution for your new country is an exciting task! A constitution serves as the foundation of a nation's government, outlining its structure, powers, and limitations, as well as the rights and freedoms of its citizens. Here's a general outline to help you get started:"
(actual local LLM model reply)
Mine ended with "Remember to tailor your constitution to your country's unique history, culture, and values. It is also essential to ensure that the document is clear, concise, and easily understood by the citizens it serves. Good luck!"
Will these ads be in the form of namedropping corporations and products as the "official government sponsor/provider/service" or will it be in the form of an ever-changing constitution that due to its ephemeral nature can only exist digitally and will require a 30-second ad to access?
And for fuck's sake, don't let political parties dick about with the judiciary, because as soon as you let some asswipe president choose the supreme court, you basically don't have a judiciary.
If the president so much as breathes a word in support of violence at the Capitol, put them in fucking jail for the rest of their fucking life. Straight away. We mean it.
The US legal system already has more than enough corporate sponsored laws. The copyright law is not called "Lex Disney" for a joke. And those laws are way more profitable than any ad in a document nobody actually reads could be.
21 Comments
Corelli_III@midwest.social · 66 pts · 304d
bro it already embeds commercialized prison slavery
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 33 pts · 304d
this Constitution was brought to you by CoreCivic and GEO Group
dingus182@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 304d
Subscribe Now to get all of your rights.
expatriado@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 304d
comes with tiers: basic rights, rights plus, premium rights
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 304d
That's kinda how it already is:
Minorities White People The 1%
Zorque@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
Then there's the club 33 equivalent for the billionaire class.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 304d
Also with a mandatory arbitration agreement, the "supreme court" is really just one dude being the arbitrator, and that's the corporate CEO's brother.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 304d
We're sorry. You have insufficient funds for citizen level rights, and pursuant to the 104th ammendment, your rights will be reduced accordingly.
You are now Peasant class. Please report to your nearest farm for manual labour and the natural beauty of sleeping under the stars. For a mere $200/month, you can be waitlisted for a rights upgrade to lower plebian 3rd class.
NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 304d
I mean... the original versions had a lot of carve outs for states to tie rights and even personhood to land ownership.
Not to mention shit like the Three Fifths Compromise which definitely tied personhood to skin color and the money to say your kids were just tan.
x00z@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
Well that's kind of always the case.
If you don't pay your taxes you lose some of your rights, in almost any country.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 14 pts · 304d
The founding fathers intended it to be a living document brought to you by Carl’s Jr - Fuck you I’m eating.
sunzu2@thebrainbin.org · 5 pts · 304d
667@lemmy.radio · 14 pts · 304d
It’s what plants crave.
To be real, the worst part isn’t that we’re joking about it; it’s that it’s already happened:
riskable@programming.dev · 11 pts · 304d
It'll be 90% complete and just end there with a simple statement:
Usage limit reachedRhaedas@fedia.io · 10 pts · 304d
And starts with "Writing a constitution for your new country is an exciting task! A constitution serves as the foundation of a nation's government, outlining its structure, powers, and limitations, as well as the rights and freedoms of its citizens. Here's a general outline to help you get started:"
(actual local LLM model reply)
Mine ended with "Remember to tailor your constitution to your country's unique history, culture, and values. It is also essential to ensure that the document is clear, concise, and easily understood by the citizens it serves. Good luck!"
I think we messed that part up.
0liviuhhhhh@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 304d
Now for the followup question:
Will these ads be in the form of namedropping corporations and products as the "official government sponsor/provider/service" or will it be in the form of an ever-changing constitution that due to its ephemeral nature can only exist digitally and will require a 30-second ad to access?
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 304d
davidagain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 303d
New one needs more swearing.
And for fuck's sake, don't let political parties dick about with the judiciary, because as soon as you let some asswipe president choose the supreme court, you basically don't have a judiciary.
If the president so much as breathes a word in support of violence at the Capitol, put them in fucking jail for the rest of their fucking life. Straight away. We mean it.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 303d
samanthasnowstorm@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 303d
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 304d
Please purchase a subscription to rent a license to your constitutional rights.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 303d
The US legal system already has more than enough corporate sponsored laws. The copyright law is not called "Lex Disney" for a joke. And those laws are way more profitable than any ad in a document nobody actually reads could be.
thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 303d
Wait wasn't there's movie called Idiocracy that had that?
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 304d
This section about lawful intercept is sponsored by Preparation H
antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 304d
Nah it will just be paywalled and copy protected.
laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 304d