Ducks and, how to make them pay

Bill Cook is almost nominative determinism in this case.

Growing up is getting used to being disappointed again and again.

Especially this bastard:

I feel like factory farming ducks would count as a punishment.

This is fucking awesome. I don't know exactly what it is about it, but thank you for brightening my night.

Mallards are r@pists!

Anatidaephobic much?