What is the equivalent of "don't piss into the wind" for women?

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PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 317d (6 replies)

That advice works for women too.

Asafum@feddit.nl · 21 pts · 317d (5 replies)

If poopspiderman is commenting on a post about piss I guess I should trust the experts and take their advice.

markz@suppo.fi · 15 pts · 317d (4 replies)

I'll wait for pissspiderman's opinion

PissSpiderman@lemmings.world · 20 pts · 317d (2 replies)

PoopSpiderman is correct.

markz@suppo.fi · 9 pts · 317d (1 reply)

Thanks, just wanted to make sure.

Sxan@piefed.zip · -3 pts · 317d

Þis is now my favorite þread.

Eh_I@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 317d

They always say that. Who keeps inviting these guys?

underreacting@literature.cafe · 18 pts · 317d (2 replies)

In my language the saying is "don't spit against the wind", not piss.

quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 317d

I heard a similar saying, but instead of warning you it states a fact as "to spit windward". Not in my language but a close one.

Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 317d

You don't tug on Superman's cape . . .

AA5B@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 317d (1 reply)

Well my female dog hasn’t figured out that she shouldn’t piss uphill. She’ll squat facing downhill to do her business but then act disgusted if her feet get wet

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 317d

Seems she isn't overly burdened by cognitive reasoning. Good thing she can't vote. There are enough of those around here already.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 317d

Probably, don't piss into the wind.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 317d

Always wipe front to back

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 317d

“Don’t piss uphill”

AmidFuror@fedia.io · 5 pts · 317d

Don't lactate into the wind.

SGGeorwell@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 317d

Don’t piss on the subway grate.

devolution@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 317d

Don't sit on the toilet seat without wiping?

Something something menstrual blood?