No password, so your phone automatically connects

What would be a good network name?

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anguo@piefed.ca · 56 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Are you also dressed like Luigi Mangione, or is it a coincidence?

MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 312d

During the pandemic i renamed my wifi hotspot to Covid19DeploymentTest

ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 312d (1 reply)

I always cut the seatbelt in any car that I drive. In a car crash, seat belts cause contusions. I much prefer flying out the windshield headfirst, since the windshield is softer than any locked seatbelt.

Never vaccinate. Stay autism-free.

ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 311d

You silly boomer, vaccines don’t cause autism

Tylenol and circumcision do

ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Jewish space laser

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 312d

You beat me to it

Conspiracies about 5G, Covid, and Climate Change? There we go.

usrtrv@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 312d (4 replies)

Don't be ridiculous, 5G cellular is not the same as 5Ghz wifi.

Here you go: https://www.waveform.com/products/cel-fi-go-x

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 311d (2 replies)

To normies, 5Ghz, 5G, 5GB, 5GiB, 5Gb, and 5Gib, are all the same thing.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 311d (1 reply)

look alls i know is when i walk under power lines my teeth buzz

aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 309d

That is 60Hz (or 50Hz), a much lower frequency, by multiple orders of magnitude

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 311d

You think the victims would know the difference?

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 312d

WHO_cV19-spike_Var[Mutant85c@-4rKr]

abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 312d

Bill Gateway

bojoom@feddit.org · 8 pts · 312d

xfinitywifi

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 311d

N0Decaf4M3@lemmy.coffee · 6 pts · 312d (1 reply)

CDC Mobile Command
SARS-CoV-2 Pfizer Mobile Unit 5G US HHS 1 Pan de Mic

ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 311d

That

Pan de Mic

Is *Chef kiss*

upbeatdingo@piefed.world · 3 pts · 312d

Sorosnet

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 311d

virus.exe

glitch@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 311d

My phone hotspot is called 'Moderna 5G Chip #133769' and the password is 'Bill Gates' just to fuck with conspiracy theorists.

Having no password wont make phones auto connect to it.

JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 311d

8Hz WAN IP

not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 311d

5G-sus_Saves

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 312d
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