Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate

https://www.theonion.com/republican-presidential-candidates-undergo-mandatory-ge-1850664942

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22 Comments

WilloftheWest@feddit.uk · 108 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Either I have brain rot or have become really jaded to the republican anti-trans agenda (probably both). I fell for the title for about a second.

halcyondays@midwest.social · 38 pts · 2y
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WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 2y

Onion had been on fire recently.

HellAwaits@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
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MotoAsh@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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rtxn@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y

If there is a god, it must be a trickster to have given me the ability to read and then allow me to read your comment.

LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Looks like Ron failed the genital test

blackluster117@possumpat.io · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I hate penis inspection day.

ralen_jor@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

That was the worst day of gym class back when I was in middle school

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

"THEY'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR FIVE HOURS!"

dm_me_your_boobs@lemm.ee · 39 pts · 2y

I love The Onion.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I had to squint hard to see if this was nottheonion

hamster@kbin.social · 36 pts · 2y (3 replies)

It's obviously the onion. Republicans only care about your genitals, not theirs.

NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Republican Presidential Debate Moderators Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate

Ddhuud@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

They care about their own genitals too. All wankers do.

imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

I heard they don't even wash theirs.

tsonfeir@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

You’d have to squint hard to see his dick.

iByteABit@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y

This would be a strong entry for a "Onion or not?" drinking game

gentleman@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

@seahorse That is fucking hilarious. Hope the boy’s turtle doesn’t go back into its shell

resin85@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

The_Worst@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 2y

Am I reading the title right?

Edit: got woooshed but I wouldn't be surprised if it were true. 😅🤣

theodewere@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

just a little package check on the way in, nothing to worry about

InevitableWaffles@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Just one grope, as a treat.

cjthomp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

And when you're famous, they'll let you!

theodewere@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

grope the grapes.. that's what they say in Italy.. i made that up..

m3t00@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y
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