Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate
https://www.theonion.com/republican-presidential-candidates-undergo-mandatory-ge-1850664942
https://www.theonion.com/republican-presidential-candidates-undergo-mandatory-ge-1850664942
22 Comments
WilloftheWest@feddit.uk · 108 pts · 2y
Either I have brain rot or have become really jaded to the republican anti-trans agenda (probably both). I fell for the title for about a second.
halcyondays@midwest.social · 38 pts · 2y
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 2y
Onion had been on fire recently.
HellAwaits@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
MotoAsh@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 2y
rtxn@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
If there is a god, it must be a trickster to have given me the ability to read and then allow me to read your comment.
LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Looks like Ron failed the genital test
blackluster117@possumpat.io · 3 pts · 2y
I hate penis inspection day.
ralen_jor@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
That was the worst day of gym class back when I was in middle school
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
"THEY'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR FIVE HOURS!"
dm_me_your_boobs@lemm.ee · 39 pts · 2y
I love The Onion.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
I had to squint hard to see if this was nottheonion
hamster@kbin.social · 36 pts · 2y
It's obviously the onion. Republicans only care about your genitals, not theirs.
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Republican Presidential Debate Moderators Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate
Ddhuud@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
They care about their own genitals too. All wankers do.
imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
I heard they don't even wash theirs.
tsonfeir@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
You’d have to squint hard to see his dick.
iByteABit@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
This would be a strong entry for a "Onion or not?" drinking game
gentleman@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y
@seahorse That is fucking hilarious. Hope the boy’s turtle doesn’t go back into its shell
resin85@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
The_Worst@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 2y
Am I reading the title right?
Edit: got woooshed but I wouldn't be surprised if it were true. 😅🤣
theodewere@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
just a little package check on the way in, nothing to worry about
InevitableWaffles@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y
Just one grope, as a treat.
cjthomp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
And when you're famous, they'll let you!
theodewere@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
grope the grapes.. that's what they say in Italy.. i made that up..
m3t00@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y