c/wtf · by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 338dPrivate charter 115 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
Zier@fedia.io · 14 pts · 338d
"Attention passengers, your flight will last approximately 45 hours from LA to NYC. Thank you for using Asphalt Airlines."
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 338d
“We have reached out cruising altitude if 6.5 feet, please feel free to unbuckle and move about the cabin if we’re still in New Hampshire”
Zier@fedia.io · 2 pts · 338d
"This is a non-meal flight. We will come around with beverages & peanuts every 8 hours. Please enjoy the in-flight 12 part documentary on the origins & life of the Tsetse Fly."
rollerbang@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 337d
It always astonishes me the kind of shit is legal on roads in USA.
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 338d
Still less emissions than flying that airframe.
forgetful_fox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 338d
Cruisin' Exotica anyone?
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 338d
Lol that's kinda cool actually.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 338d
As stupid as cool,
a wee bit of whimsy.
though that shows rich people should pay more taxes
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 338d
Which episode of Speed Racer is this?
cannon_annon88@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 338d
They see me rollin
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 338d
Des Plaines, boss, Des Plaines.
comador@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 338d
South Park JD Vance is all I can think of when I hear this now.
Fabrik872@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 338d
Tailor Swift on a road trip
xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 338d
You know what... if they added some fake "folded-forward" wings with a gear-tooth pattern in the reveal... it might be convincing!