Monkeys Aren't Real

monkeys actually get aggressive when they perceive injustice... hoarder monkey would likely get beat up

The other monkeys would beat the hoarder to death or very close to it.

Those monkeys might be on to something there.

The scientists would study how the fuck the other monkeys didn't gang up and kill the hoarder

“We” is carrying a lot of weight here. I sure as shit wouldn’t put a misanthrope on forbes. Would you? I think only other misanthropes do that