Who's laughing now!!?

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 37 pts · 328d (12 replies)

Wouldn’t he go insane being that close to Cthulhu and looking at it?

lemmyseikai@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 328d

He did. You are seeing the delusion.

Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 328d (4 replies)

You're assuming that a man who spends all day talking with fish is sane in the first place.

Just go to a fish breeder convention. Find the sanity there.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 8 pts · 328d (3 replies)

Do they fuck the fish or do they get fucked by the fish?

Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 328d (2 replies)

Sometimes one, sometimes the other, sometimes both.

Sometimes multiple, but cephalopods are getting harder to book.

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 327d (1 reply)

The pages get soggy.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 327d

you have to be a knight to go to fish breeder conventions? damn i knew i was small time but this... i may have to go have a long shit about it.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 20 pts · 328d (5 replies)

You only go insane becsuse you can't comprehend an alien. I don't think anyone in modern times would be affected unless they were as hyper-racist as Lovecraft was.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 14 pts · 328d (4 replies)

You don’t think telepathically mind-fucking Cthulhu would drive fish boy insane?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 19 pts · 328d (3 replies)

It might drive Cthulhu insane. We don't know what Aquaman's mind is like. 🤷‍♂️

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 10 pts · 328d

Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 328d (1 reply)

I'm more surprised we don't. Has a psychic never mind-dived Aquaman? Martian Manhunter hasn't Head-Handed him? That's how J'onn says hello!

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 8 pts · 328d

All the other super heroes think of Aquaman like most real people and havent had much interest in learning more about him. Well, except Batman. Who still can't read his mind, but can psycho analyze him well enough to devise a plan to stop him if he goes evil.

SatyrSack@quokk.au · 21 pts · 328d (6 replies)

According to Wikipedia, this ability is

Telepathic control of all aquatic life

Does this actually count? What constitutes a creature as "aquatic"? When I swim at the beach, am I considered "aquatic life" until I leave the water again?

warmaster@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 328d

It depends if you're a hydrohomie or not.

crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 328d (1 reply)

actually, since all life descended from the ocean, Aquaman does have some slight mental influence on humans.

SatyrSack@quokk.au · 5 pts · 328d

Has this line of thinking ever been explored in the comics or anything? This all seems like something that I would expect the creators to have addressed, but I just don't know anything about this character.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 328d

All of 'em. Even microbial life. IIRC, he once killed a dude by telling seamonkies or something to explode a MFer.

wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 328d (1 reply)

My immediate thought would be anything that requires being in water for some length of time to live.

I'm not sure where amphibians would fall though.

porksnort@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 327d

No one knows what to do with amphibians, in a way it is similar to dealing with bisexuals

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 327d (1 reply)

Yea, you have stupid powers. Cthulu has cool powers

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 327d

Pff, this dude doesn't know the Power of Friendship is the strongest there is

Or, in this case, possibly controlling fish brains

SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 327d

To be fair, i think if you asked Cthulu nicely, he would end the world and drive your enemies to madness for you.

WormEmperor@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 327d (2 replies)

Hey there Cthulhu

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 327d (1 reply)

What's it like in R'lyeh City

WormEmperor@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 327d

The stars look very pretty from R'lyeh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxScTbIUvoA

nocturne@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 328d

There was a qfig made of this.