Calling in Sick is allowed

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9 Comments

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 310d (2 replies)

Mario crawls into bed wearing overalls he wore during a full day of plumping and killing.

He also sleeps in children’s bedsheets.

OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 3 pts · 309d

But he looks so comfy.

turdcollector69@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 309d

He's a tired from a long day of stomping turts

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 310d

It's the second most dangerous game. Behold:

jaded_genie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 309d

Just like the pullout game it has a bad risk reward ratio but at the moment feels incredibly tempting

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 309d
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pirate2377@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 309d

This is why I keep my phone in a spot for me to physically get up to turn off the alarm so that morning me can't just "rest your eyes"

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 2 pts · 310d

What about just the tip?

el3ctron@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 309d

this is a real xtreme sport

thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 309d

My stupid company doesn't give me separate types of leave. I get one type of leave that I have to use for both and so really, I basically only have sick leave because no way do I earn enough to actually afford using it for an actual vacation.