No no, but that's a 30 Amp-hours battery!
With the 928V indicated that should make 27,840 Watt-Hours ... enough capacity to run that thing for almost 7 hours at full speed.
I think it's weirder that we're all overlooking that any person that attached this to themselves, if it was actually capable of putting its rated force, would basically explode.
It's like a one-size-fits-all instant-eunuch machine.
Come to think of it, I think the speed of sound is like 340m/s, so this is claiming hypersonic flow? Must be loud. 400m/s coverts to 1440 km/h, or right at 900 mph.
19 Comments
marcos@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 298d
Right... It takes 4 kW from a 30 Wh battery... So it works for 27 seconds!
hnnng@feddit.org · 9 pts · 297d
No no, but that's a 30 Amp-hours battery! With the 928V indicated that should make 27,840 Watt-Hours ... enough capacity to run that thing for almost 7 hours at full speed.
Weeeeeee!!!
Agent641@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 297d
And that's 928 volts Fahrenheit too!
marcos@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 297d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 15 pts · 298d
Makita is getting into the adult toy market and this is their new high power blowjob gun.
Carvex@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 298d
They’re a bit presumptuous with the length of that barrel.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 298d
Is it weird that I already had a "one size fits all" joke lined up for a reply like this?
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 297d
I think it's weirder that we're all overlooking that any person that attached this to themselves, if it was actually capable of putting its rated force, would basically explode.
It's like a one-size-fits-all instant-eunuch machine.
Localhorst86@feddit.org · 5 pts · 297d
new gender affirming care method just dropped.
Godort@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 298d
300,000 RPM is like dental drill speeds, there is no way whatever they're building this out of can handle those forces
pantherina@feddit.org · 1 pts · 283d
Dental drills are that fast?
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 298d
Unless I see proof, it's marketing bullshit.
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 298d
Yup, just like the '100,000 lumen' flashlights they'll try to sell you.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 298d
Come to think of it, I think the speed of sound is like 340m/s, so this is claiming hypersonic flow? Must be loud. 400m/s coverts to 1440 km/h, or right at 900 mph.
Yeah, yeah… sure, sure. 🙄
TanteRegenbogen@feddit.org · 2 pts · 298d
Insta-Blind flashlight!
BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
300,000 rpm. Ok.
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 298d
Ionize the air and accelerate it with electric fields!
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 297d
Quick! Somebody get this to Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 298d
Actually, I think it's
one vantroyunrau@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 297d
928 V