Especially Your Mom's!

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8 Comments

sundray@lemmus.org · 17 pts · 320d

"Anyway, can I use your pool while you're on vacation?"

FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 320d (5 replies)

"Here, come check out my cozy little van with the blacked-out windows."

JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social · 4 pts · 320d (4 replies)

Then where's his mask, sunglasses and tactical gear?!

FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 320d

He knows the kids have been warned about ICE by now, so he's using a different tactic.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 320d

DHS would like to know your location

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 320d (1 reply)

Well his mask appears to he on his face. You can't see it, but you can see the string tying it around his head.

JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social · 1 pts · 320d

No, that string's just there to cover the surgical mark from when they opened up his skull and removed his prefrontal cortex. Pay it no attention.

Atlas_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 319d

He's a Public Universal Friend