Remember what they took from you

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10 Comments

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 41 pts · 329d (3 replies)

Come on there’s two types of people in this world:

  1. People who masturbate.
  2. People who lie about masturbating.
Muaddib@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 329d (2 replies)

What about people who've had genital nullification surgery?

m4xie@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 329d (1 reply)

There's the option of anal masturbation.

Muaddib@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 329d

Most people who get genital nullification surgery aren't the kind who like anal masturbation

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 15 pts · 329d
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Denjin@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 329d

Jokes on them, I wank every week anyway

No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org · 7 pts · 329d

Fucking wankers

Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 329d (1 reply)

Sure as hell beats no nut November.

seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 329d

its not suprising that a week full of masturbation is more popular than a month without

notsure@fedia.io · 5 pts · 329d

...ruddy bastards../

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 329d

They went with masturbation month instead